Teija Is Really Stoopid

Teija Is Really Stoopid

part 3 bitches

Teija Is Really Stoopid

*jimmy and gage run away*
70 Year Old Teija: GET OFF ME!
*shady guy walks over to teija and blows his entire load of 50 baby dinosaurs into teijas mouth*
70 Year Old Teija: AHHHH!
*teija gets ripped apart by the dinosaurs*
Shady Guy That Teija Got Raped By But Is Now 72: I saved the world...
*dinosaur that everyone reading forgot about breaks further into bunker and eats shady guy that teija got raped by but is now 72*
Dinosaur: I love ben 10

by badboybradleyxxx124 December 16, 2019

Tenijah

She is very loyal to you and her family is the most important thing to her she is strong she don't need no one cause she can do thing by her by herself will not give fuck about your feelings she is very smart but will give you attitude

Tenijah please don't fight hee

by Urdon dictionary July 24, 2018

Tniya

A big baby but have friends so its all cool she loves fruit and can be mysterious about her relationships but she is cool has a great personality she connects to people easily but she sees something in them.

Tniya walks up to her sad but mad friend her friend hugs her back now she's okay.

by slayy_shayy December 18, 2018

Teija

Teija is a beautiful girl who has a lot of friends will make any class really fun mostly gym class your lucky if you have a teija never take her for granted because you don’t want to lose her she is the best friend you could ever have she will make you smile when your having a bad day and if your her friend she might marshmallow you lol but don’t let her go if you have her

Friend: Wow see her

Other friend: Yea she’s teija let’s be her friend

by Yeet skeet skeet September 16, 2019

Taija

Taija is the of a Amazing beautiful girl that I love and always will love to the end of Time.

I Love Taija she’s beautiful, smart. And has a kind heart

by GardenEden April 19, 2018

tuija

Typical finnish woman's name and term to define someone as great business leader

"Elon musk is such a tuija!"

by StimulatingNut November 29, 2018

Teija Again Lol

Teija Again Lol

Part 2 Cunts

Teija Again Lol

EVEN

MORE

YEARS

LATER

Doctor: Its a... Dinosaur?
Teija: WHAT?!
Shady Guy That Teija Got Raped By Who Is Currently Standing Outside: HAHA STINKY!
*dinosaur jumps out of stanky beef curtains and roars*
Doctor: YOU DEMON MONSTER! YOU HAVE JUST DESTROYED THE WORLD!
Teija: I'm Sorry!

VERY

LOTS

YEARS

LATER

I

THINK

70 Year Old Teija: Please... Can I come out? It has been so long...
Jimmy: No! Your baby has destroyed Earth! Ya know? The whole reason you have been locked up for 25 years?!
Gage: If the dinosaur comes here, we are leaving you to die!
70 Year Old Teija: I'm sorry...
Jimmy: Yeah you better be. 99% of the human population have been wiped out because of you! We are sealed in a bunker because of you!
*dinosaur finds their bunker and breaks a whole inside*
All 3 of them: AHH!
*man drops down the hole*
Shady Guy That Teija Got Raped By But Is Now 72 But Strong: Ha... Ha... Stinky...
Teija: You...
Gage: Hey old lady fuck face whos that?
Teija: He caused me to give birth to a dinosaur... He destroyed the world...
Shady Guy That Teija Got Raped By But Is Now 72: Lol poopy...
*shady guy pulls out his dick and ejaculates baby dinosaurs*
Jimmy: RUN!

by badboybradleyxxx124 December 24, 2019