Split the Seam

The act of describing to friends what you would do to an attractive girl that is bent over in public.

Friend: Hey it's that hot girl we saw the other day.

Me: I just want to Split the Seam right now.

by ThisSecretNinja July 28, 2010

The steamplow Jackson

Where a man penetrates a person with both feet hand and dick at the same time

Wow he gave me the steamplow Jackson

by Jacky cuckold of the onion August 3, 2016

Busting out the seams

when an emo kid who watches anime, listens to metal, has a whack ass haircut and says RAWR XD is getting on your nerves you just tell them "you're busting out the seams today" autism does have a role in this term

Damn Thomas you're busting out the seams today!

by Coloradokid45 April 6, 2017

The steamshow

When someone shits on the sauna rocks and/or floor then locks you in the shit scented wooden prison

Thanks to The Steamshow my pours now sweat shit.

by Le Shitzipper July 25, 2016

The Steaming

An act in which the two partners have sex in closed windows, during the Summer in 40+ °C, under winter blankets and with an an air conditioner put on the maximum heat for that system. During or shortly after the climax one of the two partners screams out: "Oh, the Steaming!!!", after which both take a shower.

As the man nutted and the woman came, the woman screamed "OH DMAN! The steaming!!!" while the man was panting and shaking.

by Gaburski October 21, 2019

The Seaman Shuffle

When you’re cornered by a group of guys and your only option for self defense is to pull out your dick and start jerking off onto them.

When I was on shore leave in the Navy some "Anderson Cooper looking motherfuckers" cornered me and my only option was to pull out my dick and start doing the seaman shuffle.

by Kai Smash December 20, 2022

splitting at the seam

A girl or woman who has gone through puberty

Person 1: That 18 year old woman is hot.
Person 2: Yeah, cause she is splitting at the seam

by Flat for the food September 27, 2018