Smoke the Gamer Pipe

A phrase that means "to suck dick." Only gamers have gamer pipes and can call their penis a "gamer pipe."

"Dude, those two girls came over and smoked the gamer pipe while I beat The Witcher 3."

"Wow man, I wish girls would smoke the gamer pipe at my place."

by snarkeater September 13, 2018

Smoke the hopium

Deliberately filling yourself with false hope about any given situation. Similar to "drinking the kool-aid."

That idea is never going to work, you really must like to smoke the hopium.

by Daylorb March 16, 2011

smoke the meat pipe

Slang term meaning to "suck dick".

Richard Simmons really likes to smoke the meat pipe.

by Dank Rider July 19, 2004

Smoke the Bragiole

To suck dick! male or female

Marilyn:Hey Roy! What's good with your man Klaus...he's kinda cute! Can you introduce?
Roy: Sure I can....but it might be a waste of your time!
Marilyn: What do you mean?
Roy: Klaus won't be interested in you....He likes to smoke the bragiole!
Marilyn:BOOOOOOO!

by Urban Millz February 26, 2011

The Old Smoke

Through the 19th and in the early half of the 20th century, Londoners used coal for heating their homes, which produced large amounts of smoke. In combination with climatic conditions this often caused a characteristic smog, and London became known for its typical "London Fog", also known as "Pea Soupers". London was sometimes referred to as "The Smoke" because of this. In 1952 this culminated in the disastrous Great Smog of 1952 which lasted for five days and killed over 4,000 people. In response to this, the Clean Air Act 1956 was passed, mandating the creating of "smokeless zones" where the use of "smokeless" fuels was required (this was at a time when most households still used open fires); the Act was effective, though the nickname is still used sarcastically. Many cities have since aquired the nickname "The Smoke", but London was the first, hence "The Old Smoke".

London - "The Old Smoke"

by Kristian fra Kristiansand August 11, 2010

smoke the blue vein havana

To suck on a penis

Hey Babe, come and smoke the blue vein havana

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

smoke the dog

Suck this dickkkk

Smoke the dog and stop playing

by Lit_vybes January 29, 2018