Pursuit Jack

The art of masturbation whilst being pursued by law enforcement or in some cases, pursuing a criminal.

Bro, I didn’t even get to finish my pursuit jack before the popo pitted me.

by 69degrees October 9, 2022

Hot Pursuit

A forgotten Need for Speed game.

Dude 1: What was that guy playing?
Dude 2: Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit.
Dude 1: I can't even remember what that is.

by Theguy86 July 17, 2021

vehicle pursuit

Chase over a person, a very common term in the Police is used when a person starts to run away for some reason.

Police I:Hey, active vehicle pursuit!
Police II:Okay, responding!

by ljosmi June 12, 2021

Dog Shit Pursuit

When you are on a trail to find out which neighbor's dog keeps shitting on your lawn.

Person 1 - Hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? I'll pay for everything.
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.

Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?

Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!

by Wes the Human November 3, 2015