The Dirty Milk Man

when a boy is recieving a blow job, the odd man out ejaculates all over the girls back, unsespectedly, to create the illusion of delivering dirty milk.

Derek is getting head, and Paul cums all over the girls back, thereby creating The Dirty Milk Man.

by Tedwin December 27, 2007

The Dead Milkmen

A very OLD punk band.

The Dead Milkmen are weird

by Larstait November 10, 2003

The Morningtown Milkmaid

The act of sneaking into the mothers nursing room at your place of employment to enjoy a “private milking” using the breast pumps.

I was feeling a little fruity at work one morning so I hooked my genitals up to the breast pumps and milked myself dry. The experience of The Morningtown Milkmaid includes the use of 4 suction cups. One on each gonad, one on the snorkel and one delicately attached to the sphincter. This is not to be confused with the “Jersey Jerk” which only utilises one pump.

by Lord Barrington Smythe the 1st November 17, 2025

the cow's milkmaid

(adj.) logically cannot be explained; good beyond imagination

"The cow's milkmaid! I just collected on Boardwalk!"

by boltor the destroyer February 1, 2006