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Heisman Trophy

A masturbation position, primarily used in the shower to keep from slipping. One hand on the wall, the other hand.. well you know.
Dude, I was jacking off in the shower, and I had to do the Heisman Trophy because the tub was so slippery.
by Bobbybagpipes July 4, 2008
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Clown Heisman Trophy

Also known as Clown of The Year (COTY) the Clown Heisman Trophy is awarded annually to the most outstanding person in the CPS. Winners epitomize the most clown moments, and have earned the most clown points throughout the year.
Announcer: “And the winner of the 2020 Clown Heisman Trophy is _______”
by niteflyer March 18, 2020
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do da heisman

ta stiff arm a girl when ha breath stanks, when she ugly, or when she tryna get in ya grill
by Dirty Dre January 27, 2007
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do the heisman on dat hoe

when offensive player Larodequs Smith puts his hand in defensive player Patrick Harvard's face causing him to fall on his head giving him a neck
whoa look at Larodequs he just did do the heisman on dat hoe
by Gumman May 21, 2007
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The 'heisman'

The 'heisman' is a sex move where the man is standing up and the woman is on her back (preferably at hip height for execution), you then put one of her legs in your arm as you would carry a football (without cutting off circulation and holding her leg under the knee) - other arm will be your stiff-arm - and proceed with perfect 'heisman' form getting one leg up in a ready position (same leg as stiff-arm)----> Most importantly stiff-arming her LOWER stomach with decent pressure for maximum performance, you WILL...when properly executed...score a touchdown you will never forget.
"I gave this chick The 'heisman' last night and she was screaming 'TOUCHDOWN' all night...I finally feel like a professional athlete."
by BassMasTrUNK June 21, 2012
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heismaning

When a female is performing fellatio and begins to either orally stimulate the anus, or insert her fingers into the anus. In this situation the male pushes back on the female with one outstretched arm on her head and a bent leg on her shoulder. The resulting position resembles the Heisman trophy.
Dude! She was sucking my dick and then she started to like my asshole and wanted to finger me too so I totally started heismaning
by Tornadotom March 30, 2016
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