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The Golden Compass

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Noun:

1. The first book in the His Dark Materials series by Philip Pullman.

2. An object of the same name or alethiometer (literally Truth-Measure) within said book. It is used by Lyra (the protaganist) to find truth and meaning throughout her journey. It resembeles a large golden-colored pocketwatch with three knobs on it's rim. It opens to reveal an ornate circle with 36 distinct symbols at it's edge with three large hands and one small hand which move around it. Each symbol has a series of meanings which, when held in one's mind may pose as a question or an answer. The big hands move to form your question with the knobs and the little hand moves to give the answer.
Very like a clock, or a compass, for there were hands pointing to places around the dial, but instead of the hours or the points of the compass there were several little pictures, each of them painted with the finest and slenderest sable brush.

- Extract from The Golden Compass (aka Northern Lights)
by Tokos alethia December 23, 2011
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The Golden Arch

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Right before you are about to fuck your girl you stand back about 10 feet and unleash the mother of all golden showers resembling the famous McDonald's golden arches.
by Knuckle Monkey April 20, 2009
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the golden gaurd

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the golden gaurd, (aka hunter wittebane) is the best character in the owl house. hes amazing. hes sad. and he is awesome
bro did you hear about the golden gaurd? yea hes amazing!!!!
by urchiniu April 25, 2022
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It's OK when two men participates in a three-way with only one women.
Women: Hey, boys I want you both
I hope that you think that's cool
I know most guys won't freak together

Men: But she forgot about the Golden Rule
It's OK when it's in a three-way
It's not gay when it's in a three way.
by Turak October 27, 2011
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the golden retriever

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The golden retriever is a sex act unparalleled in the clutch act to prevent an undesired pregnancy. Many young gentlemen today like to have sex without condoms. Unfortunately, most have little to zero dick control. Hence, upon blowing a hot load into some hoe's snatch, the golden retriever comes about.

Specifically, it is the act of urinating in a woman's vagina after ejaculating to flush out the viscous baby juice. It is "golden" due to its efficiency as well as the color of the exiting mixure. "Retriever" due to its ability to retrieve the semen that has the potential to destroy the next 18 years of your life.
The other night Alex and Jess had a rough sex session, but alex launched his man chowder in Jess' gaping vagina. He then utilized the golden retriever to save his future.
by Dr00Pickelz April 28, 2011
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1 - A term referring to how an individual person treats others based to the way that same individual treats wants to be treated.
The golden rule is not necessarily the same for everyone because not all people want to be treated the same way.
by tithos December 17, 2014
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the golden triangle

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its a sexual position including 3 participants male or female in witch each participant lays on its side and performs oral sex on eachother all at the same time
by abiggerblackerdick February 10, 2018
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