dehydrated meat curtains

The long overly stretched outter lips of a pussy like beef jerky or resembling a butcher shop some looks like chicken, some looks like pork... But that's definitely roast beef right there... Cured and dried...

Women that excessively go to the tanner have dehydrated meat curtains.

by W.A.T.III May 29, 2018

Sicilian dehydrator

Sicilian dehydrator, verb / Sex act

While having anal sex she farts. This dehydrates your meat stick which a blast of warm air. When you pull it out it will be darkened and look like a stick of beef jerky.

Friend 1

“Dude Abby gave me the Sicilian dehydrator last night. “

Friend 2

“Sweet bro, bet just like grandma used to make”

by L33tZ@Zu July 27, 2021

Dehydrated Wig

A wig that looks very dry and cheap.

She wore a red dehydrated wig to the concert.

by Queen Of Accountability February 27, 2025

Cuddle dehydration

The shrivelling of ones person after not getting love and cuddles.

Come upstairs quickly! I’m shrivelling up from cuddle dehydration (JAKE)

by Splodgiefram June 28, 2021

dehydrated cactus

When you haven't gotten laid in a long ass time because you're a prick.

Look over there that dudebro is a dehydrated cactus.

by DickSlaya69 March 4, 2016

dehydrated dick

the dick of a guy who drinks nothing but soda.
most likely also has toxic waste cum.

"the guy I sucked off last night had dehydrated dick asf."

by er1ko February 6, 2021

Dehydrated Whore

"She's not a thirsty bitch, she's a Dehydrated Whore!"

"Better watch out for that stank eye from the Dehydrated Whore!"

by Destroyer D 69 December 18, 2024