stuffing the turkey

The act of ejaculating in the Thanksgiving turkey, with the optional inclusion of sexual intercourse beforehand.

Your father: "Just finished stuffing the turkey!"
You, after reading this definition: *laughter*
Your family: *dead silent*

by Monofur November 25, 2022

Stuffed turkey

Stuffing hand burgers up the ass as a resolution to obesity.

Man 1: Damn bro, sick cuts! What kinda diet you doing fam?

Man 2: Just been on the stuffed turkey diet!

by Candyforhandy January 26, 2019

The Stuffed Turkey

Typically executed on Thanksgiving, The Stuffed Turkey is when you take the turkey legs off of a turkey and shove one in a girl’s pussy and the other in her asshole, then you have to try to eat them both out without biting her while she chugs gravy

Bro kinda wish I didn’t give my girl donkey chalk before trying The Stuffed Turkey

by Donk Daddy April 29, 2019

Stuffing the Turkey

When you shit on a girl's vagina, then proceed to aggressively shove your dick inside her, to "stuff the turkey."

Person 1: I stuffed my girls turkey pretty well last night!
Person 2: What did you stuff the turkey with?
Person 1: Shit. My own shit. The act of stuffing the turkey.

by Sir Farts and Cums A lot January 18, 2024