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small fly in the ointment

A flaw or imperfection that detracts from something positive.
The only small fly in the ointment in an otherwise perfect wedding day was the fact that the bride tripped when walking down the aisle.
by Hgjw February 14, 2018
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Small man in the corner

Typically used to describe Manuel . He dwells in the corner as he feels it is his safe space. And he’s small. He is often described as a shook yute, batty boy or pussio. Thinks he was born on roads but in reality comes from Wimbledon.
Did you see that small man in the corner?

Yes indeed, it was Manuel, what a small man.
by JSAVTHEOLD March 23, 2022
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Bought a small piece of the bank

When you suck a fart out of a midgets butthole.
Tiny was feeling gassy so I bought a small piece of the bank.
by All Bets Hedged July 27, 2021
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will be well in the end. Ground and invest in small indulgences as evening setsuvilida
will be well in the end. Ground and invest in small indulgences as evening setsuvilida
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what the scallop

the family friendly way of saying what the fuck or what the hell. often used with two exclamation marks and a ;-; emoticon.
other curses like this are “what the fudge” “what the flippers”
person a: hey dude i just stole someones house
person b: ermm… what the scallop!!
by acallops May 15, 2023
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The Smalley effect

When your podcast loses thousands of subscribers, so you jump to YouTube but only end up with a couple dozen stragglers.
David Smalley's Dogma Debate podcast jumped the shark, so he thought he'd try his hand at YouTube. Now his audience is tiny. What an armature! That's The Smalley effect in action.
by mmillennial February 25, 2018
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Erm... what the scallop!! ;-;

a saying used when you want to say "what the fuck" but the situation isn't something to be that intense about.

usually said in a joking/ironic way, to go along with something that doesn't make sense or is "cringe".
made to sound cringe to match the energy of who you are saying it to.
for maximum effect, put on a "nerdy" voice
;-; (crying)
*emilypickme101 posted a bad attempt at a thirst trap*
the comment section: Erm... what the scallop!! ;-;
by ImNotFunnySrryBoutThat October 14, 2023
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