Is the Pope a Bear?

A combination of two other rhetorical phrases:
Is the Pope Catholic?
And
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Second combination would be:
Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Designed to confuse people who ask stupid questions.

Jonny: "Are we going to eat dinner at 6 tonight?"
Billy: "Is the Pope a bear?"
Jonny: "What?!"

by Ca8o0s3 December 12, 2009

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piss off the pope

A transgression so offensive that it would piss off even the most good-natured person.

Andre: “Bob put his mattress outside to air out and somebody stole it!”
Jim: “That would piss off the Pope.”

by jackofsly October 14, 2010

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Is the Pope Catholic?

Sarcastic response to another question for which the obvious answer is "yes." See also bear shit in the woods.

"Hey man, do you want a beer?"

"Is the Pope Catholic?"

by Writer@large May 30, 2006

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Slap the Pope

When something is un-worldly good or bad. it makes you wanna inflict bodily harm to the holiest man on earth.

1.damn that burger makes me wanna slap the pope!
2. this bitch's pussy makes me wanna slap the fuckin pope

by rfleurent February 16, 2008

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choke the pope

Male masturbation.

I totally choke the pope in the bathroom of Marlboro Market like all the time. I stare myself in the eyes and wonder if my boss can hear my pleasure sighs..?

by Lord Cohliani May 29, 2018

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