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THE ORIGINAL DON DADDA

This simply means that there is one ORIGINAL DON DADDA & it is Michaela Skylar Valentine

The original Him 

Kiman to the muh fucking I
Kimani is the original him

HE IS HIM
Person 1: Damn that nigga jaylen really tryna be him
Person 2: he acting like he the original him every knows Kimani is the original him.

The original 

Oh jeez sorry guys is the original pc less good than your iPad? Well, I guess I wasted my time here, huh guys?
Hym "This is a hyper-text what do you want from me? You won't pay your tithe so I can't build the church and all you ever do is complain and NOW... I don't have any nuns to spank! I should have nuns to spank by now! I'm like the original nun spanker! Nuns with assless leather jumpsuits and a giant phallic statue protruding into the street and the cops would show up and say 'That's a zoning violation. Get your giant dick out of the street-' and I'd be all like 'DON'T YOU BODY SHAME ME, YOU FAGGOT!' And then I'd get arrested... Because I don't think they like being called a faggot... But that's fine because I would become a martyr for whatever it is we stand for here... Which is.... Not letting retards hit it instead of me... And... Crowd-sourcing both ideas to kill God and versions of reality to do after this one... And Jennifer Lawrence... Aaaand... Mehmehmeh... What else? Hmm.... Other things... Yes. We stand for other things liiiiiike... DRUGS! That's right! Drugs. And getting me them."
The original by Hym Iam November 15, 2023

The original giver of law 

Hym "ISN'T 'The Original Giver of Law.' Even in the story... He left a CIVILIZATION... Where they HAD LAWS... No one has ever considered Moses that. Look at the delusion. That's not a thing. Christians making shit up again. Not reality. We will live under the thumb of superstitious delusion forever. This (what I'm doing here) should at least demonstrate to you how unserious they are about other people's lives. Wildly unconstitutional by the way."

The Original Turn On 

It's the Act of sticking your Male Genitalia into someone's ear and twist it like a car key in it's fob hoping of turning him on either for sexual intercouse or cause he is just a dumb fucking retard
Little Johnny was acting so stupidly to where I shoved my Dick in his ear to turn on his brain so he functions normally. The original turn on.

I am the original starwalker

A line that the deltarune fandom love for some weird reason.
but he is the original starwalker so i can see why people love it.