Hose Equity Loan

Viagra. See also "hose equity".

"Bob Dole is slinging Hose Equity Loans"

by Erik Madsen November 12, 2004

Positive equity

Verb. Your overall Economic projection into the world. Antonym: negative equity.

I own a modest house, a paid off car, minimal debt, zero student loans, and some think its okay to come into my life and absorb my positive equity.

by Jennis TheMenace September 29, 2020

ball sweat equity

The extraordinary time and effort a guy has invested in getting a piece of tail.

I got so much ball sweat equity in getting with that Tina, I swear I could feed a small country for a year!

by DrEyePoppin' November 25, 2017

private equitied

When a company, service, or institution is gutted, hollowed out, or otherwise destroyed after being acquired by private equity — usually through layoffs, cost-cutting, asset stripping, innovative accounting practices, or other forms of short-term profit extraction. A more financially precise version of enshitified.

That hospital was private equitied so hard even the IVs have sponsorships.

I give it six months until it’s private equitied.

Yeah, that was before they got private equitied; you should scan the QR code.

by J BCD October 17, 2025

Equity

Often conflated with equality. Not a fan... But I do want free stuff so... 🤷 I'm not actually going to define it.

Iam "I didn't mention equity because I didn't think that it was relevant to my point. I also think that is they threw out 'equity' the leftist would have a more palatable position. But that's besides the point."

Hym "Oh, most definitely! I will spend my million dollars on drugs. But I need them according to a psychiatrist. So ha! Takes that!"

by Hym Iam May 12, 2022

DVR Equity

Allowing a TV program to start recording, before beginning to watch, so enough time elapses to skip through commercials.

-Bro, So You Think You Can Dance is starting; put it on!
-Yeah bro it's recording, I'm building up DVR Equity so we can skip the commercials.

by Teddy McTederson May 12, 2011

sweat equity

Putting time, effort and mental work into something that isn't finished or paying off yet.

Sweat equity is a great act of faith; it's chasing your dreams and working with what you have: yourself.

by Lil'BowPeep October 7, 2023