The Elites

teh place where dudes hangout and have fun mostly zjsj followers.

It da osu! place to be in and discuss stuffz

desperate person : Can I join The Elites?
Elites Member : Do you do da zjsj?
desperate person: Nope, what does that even mean?
Elites Member: kthxbai! (ignores and leaves...)

by maqsomachikonrox May 23, 2021

The Elite

A professional wrestling faction that’s currently in All Elite Wrestling with current members Kenny Omega, The Young Bucks(Matt and Nick Jackson), Adam Cole, Brandon Cutler, and Michael Nakazawa.

Tony Schiavone: “it’s the elite!!”
Justin Roberts: “First, they are the AEW world tag team champions The Young Bucks, and he is the AEW world champion Kenny Ooooomegaaa. They are The Elite”

by Rez kid wrestler13000 November 20, 2021

The Elites

'The Elites' refers to a conspiracy theory that says all of our lives are secretly controlled by one small group of people under the 'New World Order.' The Elites would control every government, having complete access to everything. Their final plan would be to bring the world to complete submission under them using heavy surveillance and other methods. It is a dystopian theory, something close to what George Orwell imagined when he wrote 1984.

Peter: Our lives are controlled by the Elites

John: Yeah, we have rights!

by balistah August 20, 2023

The Elijah Mikaelson treatment

The Elijah Mikaelson treatment is when a character in a tv show was originally supposed to be a one-off character. But the people working on the show like the actors performance so much or they found the original one-off character interesting, that they find a way to make the character important to the main plot of the show. The definition was originally used by the YouTuber, Kitty Monk.

"I don't like Mina Loveberry from Star vs The Forces of Evil. Why do they keep her around? She seems more like an unimportant character to me."

"I think she got The Elijah Mikaelson treatment. So that's why she's apart of the show."

by Kylie Serenia July 3, 2024

The Elijah Wade

when a dude slaps his big belly on his girls back during back shots

“Yeah Gerald I was giving ole Linda the Elijah Wade last night and she broke down on me man.”

by Nelson TM February 9, 2025

The Elijah Wade

when a dude slaps his big belly on his girls back during back shots

“Yeah Gerald I was giving ole Linda the Elijah Wade last night and she broke down on me man.”

by Nelson TM February 9, 2025

The Elia Law

The Elia Law describes the process of multiplying a statement by infinity, and then locking the situation, dissolving the key of said lock in acid, and then reinforcing the existing lock on the situation with enchanted uru metal. The use of this law in an argument results the user ultimately winning the argument, with no debate whatsoever. Nothing in existence and nonexistence overpowers the use of this law.

i.e. If you’re tired of a stupid argument just invoke the Elia law and its over.

Person 1: Yes

Person 2: no

Person 1: yes, and I invoke the Elia law

Person 2: shit

by Dippermabelcoop March 13, 2026