cactus

Ghetto/ Hip Hop term for a white boys Penis

First introduced by 3rd Bass in the "Cactus album".
Reiterated by Ice Cube,in "tha dug out" ..."shes got alot of practice on black boys jimmys and white boys cactus"

by Justin Howard July 4, 2005

Cactus

Mike Gordon, bassist from Phish. Mikes>Hydrogen>Weekapaug is known as Mikes Groove you people who aren't into phish should check it out, it may just be enough to convert you to a PH head. anyway the Cactus is great.

Cactus wrote an excellent song called Simple.

by ian b April 8, 2006

Cactus

A species of plant that has evolved to withstand the harsh conditions of the desert regions of Earth. They contain prickly spines the protect them from predators. A cactus is also what you should be fucking right now

Man 1: Go fuck a cactus!
Man 2: What the hell man?!

by TOTALLY NomNom FishBird July 9, 2011

cactus

when nothing goes as planed, everything falls apart, jinx by birth, most unlucky human being in the universe

I went for a walk and it started raining... I am such a cactus! !@#%^%#$^%#&

by the_cactus February 13, 2010

cactus

that fucking prickly thing that in arizona, and africa

it's a crappy plant that nobody likes, and they should ban it

"hey remember when we lived near a cactus?"
"stfu"

by Bluzare June 1, 2020

cactus

Used as a plant, or an insult.

Is your family tree a cactus? Because everyone in it is a prick.

by DanielOzzo111 November 17, 2016

cactus

Cactus, the ultimate in quality telephone-based harassment, has been around since the early 1990's. Cactus, as well as cacti, are, indeed, very sharp plants capable of terrible disfigurment and have been attributed to 2 deaths in Bosnia and 5 in The Ukraine. However, the word cactus used alone in a telephone call is not only confusing, but disruptive and annoying. Using the word cactus, one can baffle a foreigner in some far-off country like New Jersey at 2 a.m. or his driving instructor in person just as easily. Cactus has also morphed into the sub-cactus-counter-cultural-uber-1337 word, kaktuß.

Know the cactus. Be the cactus. Fear the cactus.

You: Cactus!
Them: Qur?

by Kyosti Nyyssonen February 3, 2005