milk that chicken

slacking off or making it look like your doing somthing when your not doing anything.

man1:what are you doing?
man2:nothing.
man1:well milk that chicken!

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

Keep Fucking That Chicken

To sarcastically disparage a trite person.

The weatherman kept wearing Ernie out with his dull humor so Ernie finally said, "Great forecast, keep fucking that chicken."

Used by television anchor Ernie Anastos during a live news broadcast of Fox 5 New York.

by Ianok September 30, 2009

Keep Fucking That Chicken

1. To give one bad news in a tender manner.

2. Expressing with softer emotions

During some playful banter with local weatherman Nick Gregory, legendary New York broadcaster Ernie Anastos complimented Gregory, by saying, "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick."

Looking confused, Gregory responded, "I guess that's me."

Without missing a beat, Anastos continued, "Keep fucking that chicken."

by Pete LL September 19, 2009

Keep fucking that chicken

A reference to a joke about a man going to a whorehouse.

Shortened version: A man goes into a whorehouse and says he's jaded and wants something completely different, so he's told to go into a room where he sees a chicken. He says, "What am I supposed to do with that?" He's told, "You're supposed to fuck it!" So he shrugs, takes his clothes off, and starts chasing the chicken around the room, but after 20 minutes, clawed, pecked and bleeding, he gives up. He walks out of the room and down the hall, where he sees a group of people looking through a window at a woman having sex with a donkey. "That's disgusting," he says. "That's nothing," one of the men says. "A few minutes ago there was a guy trying to fuck a chicken!"

Thus the phrase, "Keep fucking that chicken."

by Writer89 September 23, 2009

fry that chicken

A "rap" video made by a cross-dressing man known as Ms. Peachez. The term and video is relevant as it officially signifies the end of mankind as well as rap music.

I'm not even black and i find this seriously offensive and not to mention extremely cheesy/juvenile. Right now the music industry is only interested in making money instead of projecting positive messages/values. Even if this is a joke it still sets blacks back atleast 200 years.

Me: have you seen that vid for "fry that chicken?"
Black friend: ...all the progress we've made just got thrown out the window...
Me: word.

by rusakhi December 14, 2008

that chicken slaps

That perfect mother fucken chicken.

Keaton- “Put some damn chicken in the oven. Whoops wrong chat”

Gay baseball kids- “lol”

Keaton 5 min later- “Damn that chicken slaps.”

by Chicken slaps May 16, 2018

Im the coolestman that chicken wing

Someone saying that there cool and that chicken wing

Guys the chicken wings were a prank Im the coolestman that chicken wing

by racism is bad August 7, 2023