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That's what your mom said 

A clever combination of "that's what she said" and "your mom!". It was created to avoid the argument that "that's what she said" creates confusion because "she" is nobody while adding the punch of "your mom" jokes to it.

The phrase "last night" may be added to the end if extra pwnage is needed.
Person 1: "Whoa, that's a big hot dog"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said!"

Person 1: "Whoa, that's a big hot dog"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said last night!"
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that's what yo momma said about you 

The comeback to any insult/negative comment
see so's your face and i know you are but what am i
Can ONLY be countered by "if i wanted a comeback, i'd wipe it off your chin"
Protester: Your bloody war has killed hundreds, if not thousands of people, destroyed countless amounts of property, and has made your country the most infamous in the world, all in the name of preserving America's oil interest.
Republican: .............. THAT'S WHAT YO MOMMA SAID ABOUT YOU!
Protester: Well you got me there.

that's what your mom said 

A mix of that's what she said and your mom.

Basically means the same thing as that's what she said, except you use your mom instead.
Bob: Damn, that was hard!
Joe: That's what your mom said!

Steve: I need a hard surface...
Jill: That's what your mom said!

That's a pertty mouth on you, boy.

phrase. Originating from the movie "Deliverance", when you hear this, run. Apparently, you've just pissed off some country bumpkin and he's about to ass rape you. Nice going, city-slicker.

This phrase is more often than not followed by "I'mma make you squeal like one o' my pigs!"
You: Hey, you ain't got no teeth, so no dental records, and yo mama is yo sista and yo aunt and yo grandmama! Just like all of 'em! How can they tell you apart from the rest of them country bumpkins???

Billy Bob Joe Brown: That's a pertty mouth on you, boy...

You: What's that supposed to mean?

Billy Bob Joe Brown: *points gun* Drop them britches, son.

You: Um um um ok...

Billy Bob Joe Brown: Imma make you squeal like one o' my pigs!

You: What's tha- WRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

That's what UR MOM said 

A "UR MOM" come-back but more rad. It then continues to "that's what SHE said" if necessary.
boy "I wish I saw you in a thong..."
girl "That's what ur mom said!"
boy "oh my God... Jesus."
girl "That's what SHE said!"
boy "wait, who said it?"
girl "ur mom"

that's what your mouth says 

A way to tell someone you don't believe them, or to say they're full of shit.
John: " Dude, did you know you can actually drink air?"
Jeph:" Yeah right!"
John: "No, seriously! I saw a thing about it!"
Jeph:" That's what your mouth says dude."

That’s why yo mommas dead 

A comeback for when the opponents winning the argument
⚠️DO NOT SAY THIS TO SOMEONE WHOS MOTHER IS DEAD⚠️
Whiquisha: that’s why yo shoes raggity

Savage: that’s why yo mommas dead
Whiquisha: *starts crying*
Savage: what shoes she wearing huh?