some random guy (usually from india) calls you saying you have a problem with your computer blah blah blah, then tells you that they will show you the problem and how to fix it (a way to let them hack your computer tricking you into thinking that there's problems and then takes you money to fix nothing. they are usually a target of trolling for YouTubers and people that are just bored
tech support scammer: hello theres a problem with your computer we need to fix it give us admin crap on your computer
YouTubers: "trolling starts"
YouTubers: "trolling starts"
by xxshadowslaying January 31, 2021
Typical held by large males who bath infrequently. Ways to identify the Tier 2 technician:
1. Addicted to WOW (World of Warcraft)
2. Plays D&D on lunch breaks.
3. Can recite word for word any Monty Python Movie. (Ditto for any Star Wars)
4. Normally unkempt, dirty, smells especially offensive after an all night LAN party.
5. Breath can knock a buzzard off a caca wagon at 50 yards.
6. Wears retro video game t-shirts.
7. Thinks everyone that matters can read binary.
8. Thinks most people they speak to on the phone are in need of an IQ injection.
9. Still has infantile fantasies about "Threes Company" stars.
10. Will often work for bandwidth.
1. Addicted to WOW (World of Warcraft)
2. Plays D&D on lunch breaks.
3. Can recite word for word any Monty Python Movie. (Ditto for any Star Wars)
4. Normally unkempt, dirty, smells especially offensive after an all night LAN party.
5. Breath can knock a buzzard off a caca wagon at 50 yards.
6. Wears retro video game t-shirts.
7. Thinks everyone that matters can read binary.
8. Thinks most people they speak to on the phone are in need of an IQ injection.
9. Still has infantile fantasies about "Threes Company" stars.
10. Will often work for bandwidth.
Upon hearing that a new Star Wars film was going to be released, Andrew a Tier 2 Tech Support Agent put in for his vacation so that he could have a chance being first in to see the movie.
by Dan English September 10, 2006
My printer wasn't working yesterday so I called the World Wide Web Wide Tech Support and they fixed my printer for only 5 $500 google play cards!!!
by A tech support penguin March 18, 2021
A Volunteer or Firefighter who drives a special truck with the equiment required to support on scene Firefighters or First responders of a fire scene or MVA. There reqired equipment may contain A light town fixed on top of the truck and a mobile air compressor to refill SCBA bottles, they may have drinks and snacks on the truck to give to firefighters to recover from the incident.
Va beach to support 8 " House fire at 2001 19th st"
E01, L01, E21, L21, NE22, NL22, Sup8 -HOUSE FIRE- 2001 19th street
Support Tech has 4 techs on scene ready to start rehab
E01, L01, E21, L21, NE22, NL22, Sup8 -HOUSE FIRE- 2001 19th street
Support Tech has 4 techs on scene ready to start rehab
by Kacky05 November 07, 2018
"Tech Deck Support" usually occurs in a situation when one is asked to do a task that requires something technical, however, does not know how to fathom, for which is required to call "Tech Deck Support". After calling "Tech Deck Support" it is vital for one to make the ambulance noise after that, in order to alert the Tech humans around.
Person: "Hey could you help me connect this window computer to the smartboard?"
Other Person: "Ohhh um "Tech Deck Support" " *Ambulance noise
Other Person: "Ohhh um "Tech Deck Support" " *Ambulance noise
by Tech Deck Support February 27, 2018
A group of highly-trainned voice over geeks who don't know a single thing about computers. They usually hide their voices by using the usual indian man. The customers of American Tech Support always get pissed off after 5 minutes of talking.
ATS: Thank you for calling American Tech Support. You got problem?
customer: Didn't I already talk to you?
ATS: No, that was my brother.
customer: Didn't I already talk to you?
ATS: No, that was my brother.
by jacobishott December 05, 2011
A person who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge
by mafiageek69 September 17, 2024