Teagued

The act of ejaculating in lieu of the imminent feeling of a bowel movement.

I was stuck in traffic and teagued my pants, but now i don’t have to take a crap.

by The_cooter November 26, 2021

Owen Teague

Hottest guy on earth i mean look at him hes hot as fuck

"OMG did you see owen teague play patrick hockstetter in it?!"
"Yas hes soo hot"

by Ihavetoomanyphases January 17, 2025

Owen teague

Hottest guys on earth

LOVE HIM <3 <3 "have you seen Owen teague in It?" "yasss hes soo hot"

by Ihavetoomanyphases January 17, 2025

Teague

the most amazing boy you'll ever meet <3
if you're friends with one, keep him close.

love you bb

"I love teague, he's amazing •w•"

by flowers4u<3 December 11, 2021

Teague Effect

The aftermath of a heart rate zone 2 exercise in which loud chanting and hand symbols will elevate the exercise to a rigorous heart rate zone 5 in which the body will start to perspire in excess. Teague Effect can only be experienced in settings in which two or more individuals are present.

Brian experienced a strong Teague Effect following his stationary bike exercise.

by mommysmilk June 9, 2023

teague

Teague is the ultimate epitome of a legend. He’s really tall, handsome, athletic, funny, and just has an all-around attitude of the guy we all want to be friends with or date, just don’t deserve him.

“Teague is such a legend I told me friend”, “he sure is!”, he replied

by Unanimous person 3724A December 4, 2022