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A gag-worthy sentence whose language and symbolism can only be understood by the most devoted of the Unemployment religion.

Some user sent this sentence in Ethel Cain's livestream, and Ethel managed to read it, ending up confused and lowkey gagged.
"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile!"
by repufolklore February 28, 2025
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A sentence mixed with AAVE + Stan Twitter words that make absolutely no sense at all for normal English speakers. Only the most devoted of the Unemployment religion can decipher the gaggery of this sentence.

Originally said by a random Twitter user, it gained more recognition when Ethel Cain read the same sentence posted by someone else on her livestream.
"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile
What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight
And he'll win the whole thing 'fore he enters the ring
There's no body to batter when your mind is your might
So when you go solo, you hold your own hand
And remember that depth is the greatest of heights
And if you know where you stand, then you know where to land
And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right" is the full title of Finna Apple's second studio album.
by repufolklore February 28, 2025
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that’s some real tea sister

the phrase means when someone spills the tea but the tea is steaming burning tea and you can’t handle some hard cold truth about dRaMA
Veronica said exclaimed “OMG did you know that Trevor has a big you know what”. I replied with “that’s some real tea sister!”
by dorathewhora3 April 17, 2019
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Sister Tea

When all the hot gays find out the dirty gossip about your crusty boyfriend who slept with that other person last week. Often a term for something very important that is going to end up being the hot gossip at school or work for weeks to come. Something that Sister James (our QUEEN) would say casually.
"Omg, did you hear what Ryan did last week with Zach?"
"No, spill the Sister Tea"
by SisterUnicorn January 2, 2019
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Bruh my dad and my sister ahve turned into tea ad

A very cool skype thing that was alive for only 1 hour and one guy has to leave in 7 minutes
Bruh my dad and my sister ahve turned into tea ad, Im so sowyy to have to see you gow
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Teasist

A person who enjoys getting teased/embarrassed.
"A person was being teased, they blushed so I assumed they were a Teasist."
by Darring May 31, 2024
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