taking my talents to southhampton

to ejaculate onto someone's pillow at their hamptons' house. preferably the head of household. spawned from Lebron James' famous quote "taking my talents to south beach".

Larry: James, thanks for having me out here this weekend.
James: make yourself at home. My wife and I are going to the beach, do you want to join us?
Larry: no thanks, I have a few things to unload first.

*the next morning*
James: Oh f*ck, my pillow is stuck to my head!!!
Larry: That's right James, I've been taking my talents to southhampton

by Stepdads September 29, 2010

Take my talents to South Beach

When someone of great skill decides to change their location to play for a better team, company, etc. This was started by LeBron James in his televised decision special when he announced he was going to Miami. It usually thought of as a very douchy and selfish move and does not necessarily have to be about moving to Miami. Can also be used as a euphemism for taking a crap.

After giving it a lot of thought, I've decided to take my talents to South Beach.

Hey man, you got any toilet paper? I need to go take my talents to South Beach.

by guitar12988 July 28, 2010

Trentsia

A beautiful girl who is usually natural but wears many protective styles. She is kind hearted but when you get on the wrong side it can be tough

Oh her name must be Trentsia

by Maciah January 9, 2019

Took Their Talents To South Beach

A phrase to explain a person who chose a team or group other than their first to try to improve on their previous success but ended up failing due to their effort.

Lebron James took their talents to south beach and helped the Dallas Mavericks win the NBA Finals.

by bdaking2 July 29, 2011

Take my talents down to South Beach

A euphemism for masturbation

Man, just got back from a rough day at the office. I'm gonna take my talents down to South Beach, then hit the sack.

by SouthBeachDiet July 13, 2010

Taking my talents to South Beach

Go f*** yourself. I'm gone.

Coined by LeBron James during "The Decision" television special when he announced he was joining the Miami Heat and leaving the city of Cleveland.

Sue: John, we can work this out. I still love you.
John: I'm taking my talents to South Beach.

by JamesGee July 10, 2010

Tarent

The art of being a dick. Mostly tarents are the assholes of the world. They are usually hicks and think they are cool (really their not). If you try to attack the tarent they will probably say something dumb as a come back. Hanging around a Tarent will cause dumbness

Bob- o no!
Susie- What?
Bob- Its a Tarent run away before it makes us become a dumb hick

by tarenthater February 3, 2010