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Dirty Diego Takis 

The act of taking Takis and shoving them up a girls vagina until she has an orgasm and then proceeding to eat the Takis and lick the crumbs off of her pussy. Then shoving a Taki into your urethral opening whilst climaxing and passing chlamydia on purpose, and finally finishing her off by slapping her in the face with your testicles until she dies.
Hey bro do you know what happened to Miranda last night? Because I heard she died but nobody knows how.
Well lets just say I spiced things up a bit and gave her the Dirty Diego Takis last night.

Hot Cheetos and Takis 

Taste: Takis
Shape: Takis
Health: None (But Takis supposedly gives you cancer)
Amount: Hot Cheetos
Expiration Date: Both (They're chips lol)
Overall: Whatever you like, but be careful around those type of chips. They're gud tho!
Hot Cheetos and Takis been a debate but the only solution is to enjoy them
Hot Cheetos and Takis by xFrqity December 13, 2019

The Takis Girl 

A girl whos typically in middle school to high school. They usually carry a bag of takis bigger than their ass and wear fake acrylics. If you ever meet one, avoid them. They are also very material gworlistic.
Your Friend: "Wow its a Takis Girl-"

You: "Why is the takis bag so big."

The Takis Girl: the definition is above
The Takis Girl by CatMeow55 March 3, 2022

Blue heat takis 

The best thing in earth and humanity itself. The heat is perfect, your mouth will be blessing itself.
Girl 1: I hate blue heat takis!!
Girl 2, 3 and 4: *jumps girl 1.*

lookin for takis 

hot cheeto girl / ghetto person who you would assume is looking for takis, your typical ghetto snack.
“oh look over at the hot cheeto girls they prolly lookin for takis”

green takis 

Its a diffrent kind of takis that a mexican person made A Chili pepper and Lime flavored corn snack by Barcel. They come in 4oz and 9.9oz bags. The most popular flavor is Fuego, which comes in the blueish purple bag. They are made in Mexico and they are possibly the best snack food ever.
Green takis is very 🔥