Windy City Toodaloo

A fart before leaving, usually in a doorway.

DUDE, YOU SAID THE WINDY CITY TOODALOO STARTES IN WINNIPEG BUT MY UNCLE IN CHICAGO SAYS IT STARTED THERE

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Windy City Winter Weight

The additional body weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on when moving to Chicago.

Man, John really packed on that Windy City Winter Weight. Looks like at least 15-20 pounds.

by Shrekenator February 13, 2024

Windy City

When she queefs at the same moment that you are hovering just outside the entrance and you blow a load right into the forthcoming gust, causing a spectacular blowback of cum droplets all over both parties.

Duuuude, just as I pulled out to spray a fresh coat of paint all over the front door, she blasted me with a Windy City! The cleanup was gnarly!

by SinTaxx October 17, 2020

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by WCRetina February 23, 2023

Windy City Winter Weight

The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.

Man, he really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.

by Shrekenator February 14, 2024

Windy City Weedwacker

(n.) The act of helicoptering your "Chicago dog" in a black woman's bush.

"Yo man, this bitch let me hit a windy city weedwacker!"
"Have you ever heard of a 'windy city weedwacker?'"

by Call-In MC N.U.T.T. June 5, 2025

Windy City Kazoo

The act of letting your partner stick part or all of their erect penis into your tracheostomy hole and then humming different notes as if playing a kazoo. Don't forget to cup the balls!

Man she gave me a windy city kazoo last night and then I came all over her face!

by BrealBtown October 28, 2024