radmeonjr1 is a dog shit gambler, and is so insignificant at gambling and is useless in all other walks of life, can't even boil toast, i wish him the best with being the most incompetent loser i have ever met. dont be like radmeonjr1 and drink after losing. drink after winning.
by TheGuyWhoHatesRadmeonjr1 May 22, 2022

Intentionally getting an old fashioned (hand job) in risky situations and places where the likelihood of being caught is extremely high and risky. The thrill of gambling with getting caught combined with the physical pleasure of a vigorous handy is intoxicating.
Rachel was picking out bananas with one hand and giving me a gambler’s old fashioned with the other in the produce isle at the Walmart.
I shot my custard all over the blackboard in class just before the bell. That gambler’s old fashioned is incredible.
I’m pretty sure the drive thru chick at Starbucks realized I was getting a gambler’s old fashioned when Rachel was ordering a vanilla latte.
I shot my custard all over the blackboard in class just before the bell. That gambler’s old fashioned is incredible.
I’m pretty sure the drive thru chick at Starbucks realized I was getting a gambler’s old fashioned when Rachel was ordering a vanilla latte.
by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2018

by degenlovr56 December 28, 2021

I haven't gotten any in months, but I am going to fuck the bitches like a degenerate gambler on a hot steak.
by Pat February 24, 2005

A reference to how hard work can be outdone by luck in some instances, such as how a miner could work in the caves and a gambler could win more money than him in a casino.
person 1: Did you hear that Darragh fella won a free chicken roll last night?
person 2: Well, you know what they say, you can beat the miner, but you can't beat the gambler!
person 2: Well, you know what they say, you can beat the miner, but you can't beat the gambler!
by aaaREDaaa June 14, 2023

Hey, I didn't know you were a gamer gambler? What do you gamble with… Skins?
Gamer gambling is far more widespread than people assume. Millions of gamers by lootboxes.
Gamer gambling is far more widespread than people assume. Millions of gamers by lootboxes.
by gamduel September 11, 2019

A Dog who gambles. How Original. Your friends went to a local casino and sees a table full of dogs betting there fossils to win them all. It's a late night and the biggest better of them all was the dog. They were playing all sort of Gambling games but in dog rules just to keep it in balance with them all. Performing the Best dog who gambles and never lost to another dog even a cat for that sake, but that's just a rumor
Dog: Woof.
The Dog Translator: ALL YOUR BONES???
Dog: Woof (yessir)
The Person outside: That's the dog gambler!!! GUYS LOOK IT'S HIM THE DOG WHO GAMBLES MY LIFE SAVINGS 😭😭😭😭😭
The Dog Translator: ALL YOUR BONES???
Dog: Woof (yessir)
The Person outside: That's the dog gambler!!! GUYS LOOK IT'S HIM THE DOG WHO GAMBLES MY LIFE SAVINGS 😭😭😭😭😭
by Silly man in a suit hit-man. July 2, 2025
