dog shit gambler

radmeonjr1 is a dog shit gambler, and is so insignificant at gambling and is useless in all other walks of life, can't even boil toast, i wish him the best with being the most incompetent loser i have ever met. dont be like radmeonjr1 and drink after losing. drink after winning.
We don't fuck with that dog shit gambler radmeonjr1, he is a bad gambler
by TheGuyWhoHatesRadmeonjr1 May 23, 2022
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Gambler’s Old Fashioned

Intentionally getting an old fashioned (hand job) in risky situations and places where the likelihood of being caught is extremely high and risky. The thrill of gambling with getting caught combined with the physical pleasure of a vigorous handy is intoxicating.
Rachel was picking out bananas with one hand and giving me a gambler’s old fashioned with the other in the produce isle at the Walmart.

I shot my custard all over the blackboard in class just before the bell. That gambler’s old fashioned is incredible.

I’m pretty sure the drive thru chick at Starbucks realized I was getting a gambler’s old fashioned when Rachel was ordering a vanilla latte.
by Eaton Holgoode November 01, 2018
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ryan the degen gambler

ryan the degen gambler is the biggest degen
by degenlovr56 December 28, 2021
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one whose game (sexual) has reached a peak after a long period of inactivity
I haven't gotten any in months, but I am going to fuck the bitches like a degenerate gambler on a hot steak.
by Pat February 24, 2005
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A reference to how hard work can be outdone by luck in some instances, such as how a miner could work in the caves and a gambler could win more money than him in a casino.
person 1: Did you hear that Darragh fella won a free chicken roll last night?
person 2: Well, you know what they say, you can beat the miner, but you can't beat the gambler!
by aaaREDaaa June 14, 2023
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red gambler

a driver who drives through the red light.
Do not be a red gambler. Obey traffic rules.
by uttam maharjan May 17, 2010
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Gambler's Fellatio

A Monopoly enthusiast's idea of their chances of getting a blowjob. Always wildly inaccurate - they have none.
Guy 1 - I'll trade you New York Avenue for Baltic Avenue.
Guy 2- go screw.
Guy 1 - I think that girl is giving me the blowjob face.
Guy 2 - I think you are succumbing to the Gambler's Fellatio.
by Nrubemit January 08, 2024
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