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the daily show

Originally,a fairly entertaining show for all not unlike Win Ben Stein's Money back when Jimmy Kimmel was still funny.
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Now,a soapbox for that stiff Jon Stewart who has a constant hard on and is an incessant whiner.
Fuck the daily show.Fuck it right in the ass.
by Wendy Testaburger November 1, 2005
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The Daily Beatdown

The daily beatdown is what you are required to do that you do not want to do, for most likely 6-8 (or more) odd hours in the day. This ranges from being a student and taking stupid bullshit classes, to maybe working a cash register and checking out stupid people who don't understand why their veterans discount doesn't apply to Haines briefs, to also maybe waiting tables at some shitty restaurant so you can make ends meet and repeat the same undesired process for the same undesired results. Not to mention you have to wake up in the morning to an alarm that is clearly your enemy at an unfavorable time. This is the daily beatdown.
Example A

"Hey how was school today?"

"Ugh the daily beatdown was horrible today. I have so much homework I won't be able to enjoy the nice weather today, and if I don't do it I won't get to pick which college I go to."

Example B

"My soup is cold"
"Um ma'am this soup is served cold."
"Well heat it up will ya?? I've been waiting five minutes for my food and I haven't eaten all day!! Some service???"

This, is the daily beatdown.
by Space Wrangler May 9, 2020
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the daily show

A news satire show that jumped the shark after the 2004 election but nobody likes to admit it.

It's not a shitty show by any means, but it's overrated, and its limp-wristed commie fanboys should all be kicked in the nuts.

Some people, also known as "major contributors to the downfall of America", actually use it as their only source of news. No, you stupid faggots, it is not the only reliable news source, because it is on fucking Comedy Central. Jesus Christ, even Jon Stewart knows this.
Me: Even great things like The Daily Show can be ruined by morons.
by o_rly_factor September 21, 2005
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The Daily Show

An American satire news show that airs Mon-Thurs at 11/10c on Comedy Central. Features Jon Stewart as the anchorman, with a full correspondant team, including people such as John Oliver and, formerly, Stephen Colbert.

It was a lot more entertaining in the days of Colbert, even though Colbert wasn't that funny. Since The Colbert Report began to air right after, the writers for the shows have brought the writing down to one liberal (TDS) theme and one conservative (TCR) theme. I could personally do without all the bias on both shows, but, since the split, TDS has lacked personality, merely coming down to almost the liberal version of Glenn Beck.
I watch the Daily Show and the Colbert Report every night, to get both sides, and a good laugh in between.
by Junatokni6815 December 18, 2010
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The Daily Oat

Commonly referred as TDO, it is a highly underappreciated and undertrafficked brony news site. If one were to join their Skype newsroom, it has been said that Enlightenment is guaranteed. Those who ever associate with said newsroom members have exhibited signs of extreme ecstasy, either foaming at the mouth with a large boner, or simply ejaculating on the spot.

The origins of the site and news team has been tracked to Ponychan's /oat/ board, but it is still unknown as to where they actually came from.
Nicholas Cage: So, I was on the set of National Treasure 21: The Eagle's Asshole of Gold, when I came across this site. . . .

Morgan Freeman: Oh? And what, pray tell, was that site?

Nicholas Cage: It is not exactly known to the world, but—

2 Chainz: Yo dawgs, what's up?

Morgan Freeman: Mr. 2 Chainz, my friend! Please, have a seat. Nick here was just telling me about this site.

2 Chainz: Do it have kick ass beats on it?

Nicholas Cage: No, but I have never been more happy in my life. The name of the site is The Daily Oat, and it does brony news. But here is where things get interesting . . .

<Conversation Redacted Due To Unimaginable Amounts Of Semen>
by JustAnotherTimeLord September 2, 2013
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the daily gram

A substance one consumes in rather small amounts on an absolute daily basis; from caffeine to cocaine... not that they're addicted or anything...
the daily gram:
garlic bread
chocolate
caffeine
Tide Pods
weed
cocaine
by lkajsdfiwemca May 12, 2018
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The Daily Chug

It is a dictatorship lead by Barney as their chug leader with three chug advisors, one chugger, one chug general, and two chug soldiers. The ritual would be to chug a drink every weekday. There is also a TOS that protects the privacy of the people in the group.
by TheOnlyMexican February 12, 2021
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