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Patrick Barlow

Patrick Barlow has really nice boobs. He likes to fiddle with the boys in the bathroom and show his peen to little boys. He is a natural blonde but went ranga for his ranga gumma. He is very good at drawing naked men and I don't know why...
by Jesus Christ Reborn 69 June 1, 2020
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Tom Barlow

Hottest person alive. David Beckham-like soccer player. Washboard abs only a sexy boy could have. Hot. SEXY. only the finest from the Lou (STL)
Oooo Tom Barlow is dtf
by Palundrum April 9, 2011
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Barlow beatdown

A form of domestic violence in which the female attacks the male, but the male doesn’t play that shit and knocks her out.
Brittany started hitting Jake so he gave her the Barlow Beatdown
by Cbax100 July 5, 2018
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maddy barlow

a fat whale that like to put Penis' in her ear for stimulation
that girl cant hear, she must be a maddy barlow
by mads12345 June 10, 2009
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Get barlowed

“Your going to get Barlowed
Your going to get barlowed he said to this girl

She came to school pregnant
by Ah_idkk May 20, 2023
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Barlow beatdown

When the dick is so big like a barlow it beats the pussy up.
Omg girl, Jakes dick is so big he gave my pussy a Barlow beatdown. Best ever .
by Cbax100. May 3, 2019
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