tark

Derogatory slang for Talion, used almost exclusively by the uruk-hai

"Luck, that's all this defeat is. I suppose you'll want to call yourself the Tark Slayer... slayer" - The last words of Dush the Tark Slayer

by Flash Dude December 12, 2017

tarck bike

A tarck bike is a conversion or track bike ridden by a hipster solely on the street for the purpose of looking "cool." More or less internet slang like lol used in real life.

"Did you see that leg over the bar skid I did on my tarck bike?!"

by Jorge's March 14, 2009

Tarek

Such a amazing, sexy, loving, caring, good at sex, he will fuck you're pussy hard until you beg for more and such a charmer, he will never break you're heart if he really loves you he will cry until he's out of tears, if you break his heart he will always Forgive you and will love you until he dies.

He loves me so much his name is tarek

by Me the man number1 December 10, 2019

Tarsec

A tarsec is a computer user who is a fan of Linux but does not know how to use it. Tarsecs for example will have a Linux wallpaper on their Windows PC and use common *nix lingo. However, when asked about a simple Linux command such as "tar" or "ssh" they will quickly become flustered and get very defensive.

Also see: 'lamer' or 'noob'

The little tarsec came to our IRC channel showing us screenshots of his windows command prompt. He was so proud he changed the font color to green and felt like he was a real hacker. I told him to "man tar" and stfu. lol

by clownsec December 8, 2013

tarkin

The singularly best Imperial in STAR WARS's Galactic Empire.

"Tarkin is the best Grand Moff in the Empire."

by ITenebraeI February 8, 2017

Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome

A serious condition which has roughly a dozen sufferers world-wide. Sufferers of TPS (Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome) appear to have a buttocks (arse, bum, ass, etc) for a face. The condition only affects the exterior of the body so beneath the skin are eyes, mouth and nasel passages.
Also, if you are a sufferer of TPS, please avoid eating chilli due to side effects.

Ben Affleck is an obvious sufferer of Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome.

by Radicalairhead February 20, 2009

tark

Someone who wears emo glasses (glasses with thick, dark frames) and likes to be seen as artsy or intellectual. A tark's style of dress is often emo or scene (skinny jeans, converse sneakers, hair longer in the front than in the back), but some tarks, particularly older ones, may dress more conventionally. Most tarks are under the age of 30.

Just because Drew Carey stole Ira Glass's glasses, that doesn't make him a tark.

by Trestle July 28, 2009