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T.O.W.

TOW: Terminally Online Weirdos, people who are perpetually online and glued to social media usually doom scrolling, making brain dead hot takes, or engaging in performative activism for clout. Usually they have no idea on how to interact with humans in real life and are scared shitless of anyone whose worldviews aren't one to one with theirs.

Can be applied universally to any group of people as TOWs come in all races, genders, ages, political or religious beliefs, etc. Places like Twitter, Reddit, and TikTok are usually rife with these types of people.
Person 1: "Did you hear that idiotic TikTok influencer that said thinking about anything other than work is white supremacy?"

Person 2: "Pay that dumb bitch no mind, she's just a T.O.W. who has no idea on how to interact with people in real life"

Person 1: "A what?"

Person 2: "Terminally Online Weirdo"

Person 1: "Ah, that makes sense"
by TheDumbAssDestroyer February 4, 2024
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T.o.w.l

Go to an anti trump.protest to find the nearest t.o.w.l
by Uncle Dimma September 8, 2025
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G.G.C.O.T.W.

The acronym standing for "Good Gay Children Of The World", an organization devoted to keeping gay teens away from drugs and pedophiles.
"Sorry man, the rules of the G.G.C.O.T.W. say no drugs."
by G.G.C.O.T.W Member May 16, 2020
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M.G.T.O.W

Men Going Their Own Way is a statement of self-ownership, where the modern man preserves and protects his own sovereignty above all else. It is the manifestation of one word: "No". Ejecting silly preconceptions and cultural definitions of what a "man" is. Looking to no one else for social cues. Refusing to bow, serve and kneel for the opportunity to be treated like a disposable utility. And, living according to his own best interests in a world which would rather he didn't.
"Yes, I believe in M.G.T.O.W, I push aside the standards of society and ENJOY building who I perceive myself to be".
by UltraGigaChad9000 February 14, 2022
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M.G.T.O.W

Men Going Their Own Way is a statement of self-ownership, where the modern man preserves and protects his own sovereignty above all else. It is the manifestation of one word: "No". Ejecting silly preconceptions and cultural definitions of what a "man" is. Looking to no one else for social cues. Refusing to bow, serve and kneel for the opportunity to be treated like a disposable utility. And, living according to his own best interests in a world which would rather he didn't.
"Yes, I practice M.G.T.O.W because I have come to the realization that societies standards are not needed for a life that I plan to live on my own".
by UltraGigaChad9000 February 14, 2022
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i.w.s.t.f.o.o.y

I.w.s.t.f.o.o.y meaning I will slap the fuck out of you
Jayden:"you ugly ASF"
Me:"I.w.s.t.f.o.o.y
by You stink like shit nikka November 22, 2022
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S.O.T.W.W.S

Acronym for Swear on the weed we smoke.
Timmy: “Bro did you really crash your car and flip 3 times?”

Johnny: “Yeah bro, S.O.T.W.W.S, that shit flipped and I could’ve died bro.”
by Yugnoi October 1, 2023
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