Dirty Silvia

When you suck his balls and squeeze his hairy nipples while your Nautical Engineering teacher gives a lecture on hydrodynamics on Zoom.

Dirty Silvia is usually performed in presence of cats and dogs often named Leslie

-Bro what were you doing this morning i could not reach you!
-sorry I was a bit busy doing Dirty Silvia to my parrot
-oh sorry that's completely understandable man i hope you had a reserva especial 1906 bien fria afterwards, what a job

Dirty Silvia by nottyhandkerchief May 26, 2020

Silvia 

Dear Silvia, you truly are one of a kind. Smart, compassionate and empathetic with a heart bigger than you can handle at times.
Sometimes can be quite but in the right environment, the most fun and outgoing person you’ll ever meet full of life! Energetic, motivated and hardworking. Silvia is practical and analytical, calculating every move she makes. Her style is always on point, she will get compliments everywhere she goes. Mental and physical exercise keeps her sharp and in impeccable shape. She enjoys being in nature and eating healthy, nourishing food. Her personality matches her deep beauty. Men constantly try to get her attention but somehow she stays unbothered. She is attracted to honest, integrity and modesty of a creative mind. Physical touch and intimacy is very important to her but it takes the right person for her to open up. It takes a lot to win her heart but once you do, she’ll never let go and will be forever loyal.

Damn that’s a Silvia! I knew it.

Silvia by ThatChx November 23, 2021

Silvia Syndrome 

A disease in which the infected person falls for another, the "crushee," and then exhibits:

1.) Denial, such as obscurely rejecting all mention of the crushee.
2.) Fetishes for a body part of the crushee.
3.) The ability to always know where the crushee is at any time.

If Sylvia Syndrome goes without cure for an extended period of time, the diseased person will also exhibit:

4.) Creepiness to the extent of taking picture of the crushee while they are not aware.
5.) Stalking all the crushee's relations on Facebook.
6.) Naming all inanimate objects after the crushee.
7.) Observing the crushee to the point of memorizing all their habits.

There is currently no known cure for Sylvia Syndrome.

I always see him in the big crowd... do I have Silvia Syndrome?

Silvia Syndrome by StarWars7 October 27, 2011

silvia 

A short reply applicable to just about any type of question. A way of acknowledging and simultaneously ignoring the person addressing you.

"I'm sorry, sir, you have to pay in order to enter this movie theater."

- Silvia, man. Silvia.

silvia by DJ Tone Deaf November 10, 2010

Silvia Hodge 

An Awesome NICU Nurse.

You want Silvia Hodge taking care of your baby.

Silvia Hodge by wwwebsters May 18, 2009

Silvia and Fredy

a couple who secretly cannot support each other, but on the outside they “love each other”. Silvia and Fredy did not ask to be born Latinos, no mas tuvieron suerte. Ellos cuando hacen el amor, se pegan con chanclas en el culo. El fredy, como todos los Fredy’s, tiene muchos amores y pasiones que oculta de Silvia. Mientras que Silvia hace lo mismo. Ellos se ignoran pero se aman. Y siempre hay una persona en medio de su relación.

Silvia and Fredy
Silvia: amor yo te amo
Fredy: yo te amo mas amor 😍🥰

Después ese mismo día:
Silvia: fredy Vale caca

Fredy: solo la uso por su vagina

Chic@ en la mitad: #celos@ #buscando novi@ les da consejos a ambos

Gente: miren a esos dos! Son definitivamente silvia y fredy

Silvia and Fredy by Bestielover December 17, 2019

Silvia 

Silvia is a very nice person, i love them sm, they make me happy even through a screen, they never fail to surprise me and make me smile in any kind of way

"Hey look its silvia"
"Yes! Shes the best!♡"

Silvia by Ze♡ November 23, 2021