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syphilist

A list of things to do that you don't want that someone gives you, like syphilis.
Uggghh...my dad gave me a syphilist of things to do around the house. I hate watering the plants!
by Koalaman September 8, 2010
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Super Saiyan Syphilis

It's that Summer breeze female whose Facebook photo looks nothing like she does in person who lies about having sex with your boyfriend, lies about even knowing him, Medicare frauding, pock Mark scar having, filter using piece of shit bitch.
Girl: hey I met this chick named Kristina at work today.

Guy: oh? How I think I know who you talking about, that manager at the Breeze?

Girl: yeah she don't know you. I thought my mom came into the office when I seen her Super Saiyan Syphilis ass come through the door.
by Executiveproducerjo December 23, 2019
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Syphilized

To catch or have syphilis. Also used to describe someone who is insane, whether it is because of syphilis or not (because syphilis causes insanity if not treated).
"I just had sex with a hooker that had syphilis. I have been syphilized!"

Or

"That guy is acting crazy! He must be syphilized!"
by Durpe December 10, 2008
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Syphizits

When a person has so much, and such extreme acne, that it looks like they have an STD similar to Syphilis.
I scored with Amy last night, but I had to skip first base because of her Syphizits.

No girl is every going to want to kiss me, have you seen my Syphizits?
by iRod December 27, 2012
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sephilis

n. A highly contaigious disease which causes gross misspellings while in an internet chat room. Cannot be cured by Wang.
"When I found myself saying BIE to everyone, I realized I had contracted a terrible case of sephilis."
by Grammar Nazi February 20, 2005
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HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis

An extremely deadly airborne disease that causes instant death to anyone whose IQ is less than 211.

It was first reported by a man who witnessed a pedobear with HIV rape a pig with a cold. the doctors first diagnosed him with HIV-swine-flu-syphilis, but decided to throw an "itis" on the end of it, to make it sound more terrifying.

Symptoms include vomiting, DEATH, sneezing, spontaneous erotic thoughts or images floating through one's mind, suicide, tourettes, and the sudden, irrational fear of being raped by a pedobear.

HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis can also be spread by Urban Dictionary.com. Thus, if you have read this, you may have HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis!

There is no known cure for HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis...and there will never be one!
HAHAHA, you have read this entry, thus you have HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis!
by G-@non November 10, 2009
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Blakus-Syphilis-Itis

Someone who is very judgemental. He will look at you and think to himself what a better person he is than you. They smoke your weed and then become very Jesus-orientated.
That Blakus-Syphilis-Itis over there used to smoke with us all the time, but now he wants us to go to church instead.
by Doug Dimmadome October 9, 2012
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