Scatty Batty

The sexual act of shitting on anothers ass(batty)and smearing it all over or to use your own faecaes and do the same. usually during scat sex or solo masturbation.

You had a really scatty batty last night after i shat on you and then proceeded to bum fuck you.

by Andy McColl May 25, 2008

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Twat Swatter

A female, who prevents another female from scoring with a guy. The female equivalent to a cock blocker, the twat swatter tends to be malicious in her means and often interferes with other women s chances for her own gain.

He was about to take me home, but then that Twat Swatter came and offered him another drink, fucking bitch!

by KimchiNoodle June 12, 2010

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Twat Swatter

The female equivalent of a cock blocker. When a woman prevents another woman from getting laid.

Me: Hey you want to come over after the party? Bryan: Yeah sounds good. Andrea: Oh, hey Tatiana. Does your boyfriend know your out tonight? Me: Uhh... Bryan: *Gets up and walks away* Me: UGH! You goddamn twat swatter! I almost had him! I'm kicking your bony ass!

by Tatiana is a punk rocker May 8, 2010

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twatter swatter

a. The analogue of cock-blocking. When someone prevents another girl from getting laid.

b. Can also be used to describe a man swiftly rejecting a woman.

a. Did you see Bellington totally twatter swatter Raisins last night at the bar?

b. I was on my game last night. I was totally twatter swattering chicks all night until I found the right one to take home.

by thebearjew86 September 17, 2010

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