subaru 

SUBARU..As fashionable as a white shellsuit on a NED with a burberry hat(known as jakey)Owning a subaru is like owning a letter box(everyone has got one) a poor mans saab with plastic interior,bonnet and various panels. Normally owned by middle age boy racer.

12volt noise of thunder with a noisey retarded dump valve oh it must be a subaru

subaru by Ivor biggane February 23, 2008

subaru 

A car maker that wishes it wish's it was Mitsubishi

Makes the famed Imprezza STi, a car similar to the Mitsubishi Lancer EVO Series but just can't seem to match it

The top range of one of the series shares it's intials with the term, Sexually Transmitted Infection. Random Fluke? I think not!

Moron: Dude, my new subaru Imprezza would kick the ass of any car on the road

Intelligent person: not really, its no Evo

subaru by Tom ! July 5, 2006

Subaru 

A Japanese car company that “car guy” 10-12 year olds worship. Mainly AWD sedans and wagons. Owners tend to have a vape on hand or something to quickly fix a head gasket.

See that guy vaping over there he must own a Subaru

Subaru by Bappo.best.racco November 24, 2018

Subaru 

One of the shittiest cars ever introduced into mankind makes good scrap metal tho

Guy 1: I got a Subaru
Guy 2: I didn’t know you had 2 vaginas

Subaru by Deased nuts October 24, 2018

Subaru 

Probably one of the most gay fucking brands in the world, and is literally a honda with a louder exhaust

You see that Subaru over there?
-Yeah, he must be pretty gay.

Subaru by Faggity Queerboi May 25, 2019

Subaru 

Eternal suffering and this guy go hand-in-hand, seriously, someone needs to give him a proper happy ending; great guy tho

Subaru has a great sense of humor 🌞

Subaru by StraightOuttaAzkaban January 20, 2022

Subaru 

The most bad ass car ever!

That’s my Subaru, screw you Mitsubishi! Subaru for life!

Subaru by Subie Bruh July 7, 2022