stuffing the turkey

The act of ejaculating in the Thanksgiving turkey, with the optional inclusion of sexual intercourse beforehand.

Your father: "Just finished stuffing the turkey!"
You, after reading this definition: *laughter*
Your family: *dead silent*

by Monofur November 25, 2022

Stuffed turkey

Stuffing hand burgers up the ass as a resolution to obesity.

Man 1: Damn bro, sick cuts! What kinda diet you doing fam?

Man 2: Just been on the stuffed turkey diet!

by Candyforhandy January 26, 2019

Stuffing the Turkey

When you shit on a girl's vagina, then proceed to aggressively shove your dick inside her, to "stuff the turkey."

Person 1: I stuffed my girls turkey pretty well last night!
Person 2: What did you stuff the turkey with?
Person 1: Shit. My own shit. The act of stuffing the turkey.

by Sir Farts and Cums A lot January 18, 2024

The Stuffed Turkey

Typically executed on Thanksgiving, The Stuffed Turkey is when you take the turkey legs off of a turkey and shove one in a girl’s pussy and the other in her asshole, then you have to try to eat them both out without biting her while she chugs gravy

Bro kinda wish I didn’t give my girl donkey chalk before trying The Stuffed Turkey

by Donk Daddy April 29, 2019