northern virginia stop sign

a regular stop sign but instead of coming to a complete stop u slow down a lot but not a complete stop

wait, this is a northern virginia stop sign, no need to slow down

by altrep26 April 19, 2009

New York Stop Sign

Blatantly walking into oncoming traffic, especially taxis or other drivers under severe time constraints, with an open palm facing outward and an utter disregard for one's own life, thus forcing the drivers to make the choice between a rage-induced aneurysm or vehicular manslaughter.

Pussy McGee: "Careful, there's a taxi coming!"
Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Fuck it, I'll just give 'em a New York Stop Sign."

by John, A Goat from Space February 25, 2011

Left Handed Stop Sign

The wedding band on a man's finger that makes you stop trying to talk or flirt with him.

Jane: "Wow do you see that hot guy over there"

Jenny: "Don't even think about it. Left handed stop sign."

by mb95482 September 8, 2010

Invisible Stop Sign

A stop sign that is not there, but is observed by locals anyway. Often found at the end of freeway on-ramps, in parking lots, and in front of Yield signs in Massachusetts.

No officer, I did NOT see that she was stopped. Must have been that invisible stop sign.

by capnwacky March 28, 2009

Stop Sign of a female

A female who so easily attracts men that some don't even try to get with them.

John: "Hey that girl is cute. What's her name?"
Jim: "I wouldn't try her...she is a stop sign of a female."

by sbarrett19 November 30, 2010

Stop sign fun time

Shoving a stop sign in your booty

I just had stop sign fun time on the corner of my street.

by Ilovestopsigns June 13, 2018

Two Gin Bottles and a Stop Sign

a term to describe mounting excitement followed by massive disappointment..derived from Geraldo Rivera's epic embarassement, in which he opened a vault he believed contained Al Capone's hidden fortune in a worldwide live TV special.. only two empty gin bottles and and an old stop sign.

"how'd your date go w/ that supermodel you met online?"
"Dude, it was two gin bottles and a stop sign. I should have known it was too good to be true when she wouldn't send me a closeup picture."

by KyTKatk July 21, 2009