Stinky Finger

After you've finished finger banging some girl and you can still smell her on your fingers hours later

I tried to bang her, but all I got was some stinky finger.

by pelissero April 22, 2003

Uncle Stinky Finger

The act of pooping, dipping tobacco, and beating off... AT THE SAME TIME!!

Everyday I wake up, pull an Uncle Stinky Finger, and then shower and begin my day

by Uncle Stinky Finger October 7, 2011

stank finger

A phrase, usually described in terms of a game, which denotes the action of manually probing the vagina of a woman.

Man1: Did you get a piece of that filthy whore last night?

Man2: No luck, we just played a little stank finger and then went to sleep.

by Ryan P August 12, 2003

Stinky Finger

A.K.A. a "Bob Schmid" is when you place fresh feces underneath a car door handle. Unknowingly, a victim of a Bob Schmid would sense a feeling on their fingertips and would confirm with a sniff test. At this point, they discover that they have shit on thier hands. Wha Wha Wha

Sending a message to any assholes who park in my lot trying to sell thier cars, Mr. Pissed off smeared his own fresh shit under the door handle.
Guess what? He never parked there again:-)

by Can't afford a Caddy January 11, 2005

stinky finger

the act of itching you, or your partners anus, or genitalia, and then smelling your finger.

You shouldn't itch that, or your going to have a stinky finger.

by grandmasboy438 July 8, 2010

stinky finger roulette

when you put one of your pinky middle or thumb fingers and dip it in your anal Sphincter and a friend must choose one of the fingers to smell

logan casey smelt the stinky finger on his first try in stinky finger roulette

by tiny timmy magee August 4, 2011

stink fingers

When a person sticks their fingers in any smelly orifice on their body such as their bellybutton, anus, penis hole or vagina, and their fingers get stinky

"john rubbed his stink fingers in his teacher's face."

by grahamANOTATOTHR May 4, 2006