stiffing down

when you are sitting in your desk in class and you get a boner, or when you get a boner in class so you sit down at your desk to help hide it.

yo, I was stiffing down so hard in English today. Thank god Mrs. Gregory didn't ask me to stand up!

by sprainter October 9, 2015

Shiffing

The compulsive habit of sniffing your own shit

Has Bob got shit on his nose again?

Wish he’d take better care when he’s shiffing

by The Bristol Trickster September 19, 2019

strifing

Strifing is trading both directions. Invented by The Oracle.

Strifing up and down with 2 trades open in opposite directions and closing both trades in profit.

by HackerHipster March 30, 2021