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by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life January 18, 2022

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sprunting

To do this practice you need 3 people total. 2 live, and 1 dead. The dead person has to be female. The 2 others can be male or female. Either way, it goes like this:

The 2 people spread the legs of the dead chick wide open. One of the 2 people stick his face right in front of the girls vagina and the other gets on top of something a little higher than the body. Then the one dude jumps off onto the body crushing the girls body. The guy with his face at the girls vagina gets a collection of bodily juices blown into his face.

Dude, let's go sprunting tonight. There is the hottest dead chick buried in Camel City.

by explosions in the sky October 12, 2004

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Splunkion

The average volume, (measured in decimetres cubed), of sperm a man wastes per year, through the process of masterbation.

"Hey guy what's your new years resultion?"

I'm gonna try reduce my splunkion count"

by Hamesiii January 1, 2009

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spunkina

a mix between the smell of semen and fanuter eminating out of a girls spagina!

a whore that's on her rag and has sex... the smell after the deposit of semen is spunkina

by nigggynugnugnug April 26, 2011

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sprinkiies

A type of person that seems cute and sweet but is secretly a evil, sadistic asshole.

Wow she is totally sprinkiies.

by artsy cannibal May 16, 2015

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Splunkied

Originating in the video game Splunky, is when one is killed in a seemingly unfair, but humorous way for the absurdity of it, often an attack coming out of nowhere or being hit once and sent to your doom like you are the ball in a rube goldberg machine.

Haa haa, man I got Splunkied so hard, I got hit by a rock from out of nowhere,that sent me flying into a a tiki trap that hit me into spikes instantly killing me, when I had such a good load out.

by Derpaics October 8, 2020

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