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Online Banking Shock

The result of a spending spree or going out with friends (usually involving alcohol) where you use your debit or credit card without regard to the final bill or tab.

The result of a Splurge.
Friend 1: Hey how was the bar last night?

Friend 2: It got a little out of control, I don't really remember what happened. This morning I check my bank account and when i saw the tab that i paid, I almost fell off my chair.

Friend 1: You are suffering from Online Banking Shock.
by TMBTenor December 30, 2010
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One-sock

(Verb)Infinitive: to walk around with one-sock all day because all of the other socks are dirty
Jerry was one-socking it at work and he smelled like chlorine.

When Jane played strip poker with her Calculus teacher, she used the one-sock method to stay ahead.

Chuck Norris not only invented method One-Sock, he also invented socks.
by Mohecan January 23, 2006
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one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.
While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.
by Mythattak May 22, 2017
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One Sock Sexual

Have a sexual orientation where one is sexually attracted to partners that only wear one sock.
As soon as I took off my shoes, the One Sock Sexual tried jumping my bones after seeing me with only one sock on.
by Jack6626 June 10, 2022
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