Phouw spoofer

Phouw spoofer is the most godly thing in existance

"Yo imagine not having that phouw spoofer" :mewhen:

by Tivo3012 July 26, 2022

spafe

a term similar to safe, a general greeting.
sometimes used to inform someone a spoon is safe

hey man does this spoon have poison on it

nah its a spafe (safe spoon)

by ketimine rich June 19, 2008

spoofenhiemen

The act when a male homosapien scromps or puts his penis inside of a female homosapiens (or other species if your into that kind of shit you SICK FUCK) vaginal cavity and thrusts so hard so many times that both the anal and vaginal cavities start to bleed profusely due to raw friction, slight tearing, and recoil. Victimizing and crippling the female for days and deterring them from sexual acts for months.

WARNING: May induce a coma or even death!

Example 1: "Yeah I just got back from Hannahs funeral, maybe I shouldn't have spoofenhiemened her soo hard"

Example 2: "Hell yeah I spoofenhiemened that bitch so hard last night that I broke BOTH her legs!"

Example 3: (on the phone)

Terry: "Hey what's Adrian doing?"
Keith: "gettin some spoofenhiemen"
Terry: "Yeah I figured I can hear if from my house"

by koruptone August 5, 2009

spoofer

1. A male person of limited intelligence dumbass who simulates masturbation through actions or word of mouth.

by trev_nz July 12, 2003

spoofen

extremely cool or ghetto.

what a spoofen garden gnome you got there!

by victoria kkk. September 19, 2008

Spoffer

A person so obsessed with special offers that it becomes a mental illness causing them buy things they don't want just because they're on special offer.

Often they buy so many things on offer that they have to give much of it away to friends and family.

"My dad is the world's biggest spoffer! Once in a shop he tried on this jacket and knew it was too small for him but bought it anyway simply because it was less than half price."

by enigmacrypt April 15, 2009

Sporfe

The mixture of the words: spoon (sp) fork (or) and knife (fe).

With this sporfe I can eat soup noodles and pancakes at the same time!

by El taco August 12, 2012