clock the spook

Drag slang: To recognize the person you are looking at is in fact a drag queen, and not a biological woman.

(At a drag show)
RJ: Where is Wally?
Marshawn: He just walked by.
RJ: I did not clock the spook.

by Bennit Glass April 8, 2015

Spooky Wank

A spooky wank is performed in bed. Lying on their back, the participant presses their buttocks firmly against the mattress and breaks wind. Whilst doing this, they close their eyes and imagine the resulting warm gust is a particularly arousing spirit that wishes to pass straight through right their rear and gain access their groin area.

Unfortunately, as the spirit is unable able to grasp or manipulate objects, the participant lends a helping hand.

Blanche: Are you doing anything nice for Halloween?

Daniel: Yes, I'll be having a spooky wank.

Blanche: Oh lovely. Please say hello to my great grandma if she stops by.

by 00moon00 October 15, 2021

Spooky Scary Skeletons

Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight
Spooky scary skeletons
Speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear these zombies shriek
We're so sorry skeletons
You're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize
But I don't think we should
Cause spooky scary skeletons
Shout startling shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
And just won't leave you be
Spirits supernatural
Are shy whats all the fuss
But bags of bones seem so unsafe
It's semi-serious!
Spooky scary skeletons
Are silly all the same
They'll smile and scrabble slowly by
And drive you so insane
Sticks and stones will break your bones
They seldom let you snooze
Spooky scary skeletons
Will wake you with a boo

Skeleton 1: Spooky scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight
Spooky scary skeletons
Speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear these zombies shriek
We're so sorry skeletons
You're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize
But I don't think we should
Cause spooky scary skeletons
Shout startling shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
And just won't leave you be
Spirits supernatural
Are shy whats all the fuss
But bags of bones seem so unsafe
It's semi-serious!
Spooky scary skeletons
Are silly all the same
They'll smile and scrabble slowly by
And drive you so insane
Sticks and stones will break your bones
They seldom let you snooze
Spooky scary skeletons
Will wake you with a boo

Skeleton 1: *G, G, F#, F#, B, D, B, B, G, G, F#, F#, B. B, G, G, F#, F#, B, D, B, B, D, E, C#, B, f#, F

Skeleton 2 : *d, d, D, A, G#,G, F, d, F, G*

Skeleton 1: *Fucking Implodes*

by Šáłtÿ_Łįźård October 22, 2018

Spooktember

The month before Spooktober, when someone wants to spook early Spooktember starts.

Person 1: It's Spooktember!
Person 2: I hate you, stay away from me, you're a disappointment, you're dead to me, I'm calling the police.
Person 1: You can't stop me on Spooktember.
Person 2: *Thanos Snapped

by Dr. D Syn Drome October 4, 2018

spooky pancakes

A haunted breakfast from the great beyond. Often menacing nature, especially when served with sinister syrup, diabolical whipped cream, demented chocolate chips, and malevolent melted butter. These flapjacks are coming for you when the sun goes down.

Dude those were some seriously spooky pancakes, I've never been so terrified at breakfast!

by letithappen88 December 31, 2016

Spooky Month

A way of saying October. Despite seeming unnecessary, the term Spooky Month is used much more often than just October.

it's spooky month

by some guy who uses the Internet October 7, 2021

S S S - Spooky Scary Sunday

S S S: spooky scary Sunday

A term used by the famous youtuber CoryxKenshin, used when watching horror shorts on YouTube by other fellow creators

“Spooky scary Sunday is where all the samurai come together to relax and grab some snacks”

“Dude, Cory just uploaded a SSS!”

“S S S - spooky scary Sunday is terrifying bro let’s watch it later!”

by Vanity’s.siwp September 22, 2021