A person who does or says some crazy shit that makes you question if they are really from this planet.
by RealMadFrogs January 2, 2022
Get the Spacemanmug. by huhter November 19, 2021
Get the spaceman glovesmug. An insult refering to ugly ass alien looking humans who may possibly have blended in with our species.
Tommy: You did you see the dude who looks like the alien emoji?
Rex: Oh yeah, You mean the Spaceman?
Rex: Oh yeah, You mean the Spaceman?
by Realest State September 13, 2015
Get the Spacemanmug. Spaceman Stu liked to gaze up at the stars. He dreamed of floating with them in his spaceman car—and when he touched down, he couldn't believe his eyes. All of his favorite things started floating by and he did, too. Spaceman Stu.
Spaceman Stu floated up to the man in the moon. They sat and talked about the planets Mercury to Neptune—and then Stu asked him, "What did Pluto do?"—'cause not all that long ago it was a planet too—and the moon just smiled—at this wonder child.
And with his dog Orion by his side, he'll fly away—off to their little secret place behind the Milky Way... Well, —
Spaceman Stu floated up to the man in the moon. They sat and talked about the planets Mercury to Neptune—and then Stu asked him, "What did Pluto do?"—'cause not all that long ago it was a planet too—and the moon just smiled—at this wonder child.
And with his dog Orion by his side, he'll fly away—off to their little secret place behind the Milky Way... Well, —
null: "Spaceman Stu has a cardboard rocket box."
null: "It has a Captain's chair he made out of his blocks"
null: "And when the countdown reaches 3, 2, 1."
null: "Shake, rattle, boom, kapow!"
null: "We'll head off towards the sun"
null: "And here we go. Leave earth below."
null: " La la la laa."
null: "La la la laa."
null: "La la laa laa..."
Stu: "yesn't"
null: "It has a Captain's chair he made out of his blocks"
null: "And when the countdown reaches 3, 2, 1."
null: "Shake, rattle, boom, kapow!"
null: "We'll head off towards the sun"
null: "And here we go. Leave earth below."
null: " La la la laa."
null: "La la la laa."
null: "La la laa laa..."
Stu: "yesn't"
by spacemanstu December 22, 2022
Get the Spaceman Stumug. Doublesman1: "Yo bro, yuh pack d spoons & ting right?"
Doublesman2: "Yh yh yh fs"
*2 hrs later*
Doublesman1: "Aye hear nah bai, I thought you packed d spoons & ting bai?!"
Doublesman2: "Yh yh yh fs"
Doublesman1: "Hoss yous one fockin spaceman eh bai"
Doublesman2: "Yh yh yh fs"
*2 hrs later*
Doublesman1: "Aye hear nah bai, I thought you packed d spoons & ting bai?!"
Doublesman2: "Yh yh yh fs"
Doublesman1: "Hoss yous one fockin spaceman eh bai"
by DRChadThundercunt January 23, 2025
Get the Spacemanmug. A helmet of some sort must be worn during the entire process, and the male must be upside down swinging from the ceiling on chains. To make the experience even better, other equipment may be used, such as knives and whips. Water can be used for additional lubrication.
Jack: We need to spice up our sex life.
Lisa: How about the Upside down spaceman? I heard about it from Joanna up the road.
Lisa: How about the Upside down spaceman? I heard about it from Joanna up the road.
by That bitch!! September 14, 2023
Get the Upside down spacemanmug. Not spaceman
by Poggersmanultimateswagger69420 July 13, 2021
Get the Not spacemanmug.