South Jersey is the mentally slower part of the great state of New Jersey. After going to college in South Jersey after I had been raised in North Jersey, I realized I had to take it down several notches on speed of thought, expression AND action to be able to relate to South Jersians at all, as did most other North Jersians I encountered.
Me: "Where are my cigarettes?"
South Jersey WaWa attendant: "Oh, I didn't get to them yet, I am still working on your Lottery Tickets."
Me: "Oh, I'm sorry I am from North Jersey and forgot where I was. My bad."
South Jersey WaWa attendant: "Oh, I didn't get to them yet, I am still working on your Lottery Tickets."
Me: "Oh, I'm sorry I am from North Jersey and forgot where I was. My bad."
by Rebootie July 7, 2006
Get the south Jerseymug. The southern and better part of New Jersey. Philadelphia is our city - we love our Phillies & Eagles (no matter how many times they let us down) and life without a WaWa is non-existant. Although many people out of state and/or country think we have a Philly/New York dialect (the Jersey Shore Cast), NONE of us talk like that down here. Maybe some up in NORTH jersey, but it's better down here, trust me. We don't even have what some of you people call a "South Jersey "accent - that just sounds weird and it's not even real..the person who made that up must've been talking to someone obviously not from around South Jersey and decided to call it a "South Jersey" accent. Anyway, most of us are friendly down here. We have the best of both worlds...lots of big cities and some country side, unlike North Jersey, all factories & smelly. We have fresh air to breathe. In the summer, we all go to the beaches.. the real Jersey Shores (Sea Isle, Ocean City, Wildwood, Cape May, Stone Harbor, Avalon, etc.) . You can go on rides, go on the boardwalk, and enjoy the fresh ocean air. Even though South Jersey is the better half on NJ, nobody likes it. Ask anyone and the only reason they are probably staying in New Jersey is because of the beaches. We know everyone hates it, but hey, someone's gotta live here.
" Hey Bill, ever been to South Jersey?"
"Yeah man, it beats North Jersey by far. You can actually breathe down there. And the beaches rock."
"Whatever dude."
"Yeah man, it beats North Jersey by far. You can actually breathe down there. And the beaches rock."
"Whatever dude."
by lalalala3 August 21, 2011
Get the south jerseymug. south jersey is the better part of the great state, new jersey.
we like to get fucked up on a regular basis.
weed + beer + good friends = a good time
we are all about philly teams.
eagles,flyers,phils,76ers.
tons of underage drinking.
malls all everywhere around here.
I personally think deptford is the best mall.
wawa is the shit.
we always chill at down the shore.
our schools blow.
tons of cops.
other than that south jersey is the place to be.
we like to get fucked up on a regular basis.
weed + beer + good friends = a good time
we are all about philly teams.
eagles,flyers,phils,76ers.
tons of underage drinking.
malls all everywhere around here.
I personally think deptford is the best mall.
wawa is the shit.
we always chill at down the shore.
our schools blow.
tons of cops.
other than that south jersey is the place to be.
by ACiD856 July 13, 2009
Get the south jerseymug. its the beach not the shore, you've been to atlantic city and you eat at white house, its a sub, you can ride your bike any where, you don't need to go to the beach after prom b.c you already live there, you have beach parties, you can't wait to get away but once you do, you can't wait to get back, you don't wear OCBP gear-- any other one is good as long as you got it the right way, you know what crew is, you know that every friday night in the summer is reserve for a lifeguard race, you love wawa- can't get enough of it- and are there at least 2 times a day, the eagles are your team no matter what, you hear and know bad things about atlantic city high school, you have thrown and been to hotel parties since freshman year, and you know that south jersey is the best place ever.
by brig aka the rock December 28, 2005
Get the south jerseymug. south jersey hicks have southern accents, drive around in rusty old pick ups to the purposly loud, over exagerated pimped out ones equipped with any kind of light you can think of with lots of stickers(including the confederate flag bumper sticker) usually has an expensive paint job. they are loud, annoying, stubborn, obnoxious,and unfourtunately have the brain the size of an acorn. Likes to ride quades or any type of vehicle that has a motor with a confederate flag on the back , most likely a racist dumb ass.
ashley: did you see those "south jersey hicks" riding in the back of that truck with the confederate flag?
taylor: uh, yeah (yells) GO BACK TO ALABAMA COUSINFUCKERS!!!
taylor: uh, yeah (yells) GO BACK TO ALABAMA COUSINFUCKERS!!!
by smilez81 August 3, 2010
Get the south jersey hickmug. Waterproofing contractors that service South Jersey.
by Paul Thornton November 27, 2007
Get the south jersey waterproofersmug. A sexual act in which the male utterly anally rapes the unsuspecting female while she is occupied in doing something else.
by Cox & Camp December 5, 2003
Get the south jersey blindsidemug.