The worst most overrated piece of shit video game ever created. it is so over referenced and over used that anyone who isn't BAT-SHIT obsessed over it is so damn tired of it that it drives us up the wall faster than spider-man on speed
normal person; dude why the fuck are you playing sonic the hedgehog.
crazy idiot; dude go away
normal person; its too overrated
crazy idiot; fuck off sonic is my life
crazy idiot; dude go away
normal person; its too overrated
crazy idiot; fuck off sonic is my life
by MegaMike668 September 17, 2017
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Get the sonic the hedgehog mug.Sonic the hedgehog was born from the military uterus and the military people looked at him and said "throw this retarded bitch away" due to the trauma sonic gains super speed and fucks everyone in a 10km radius
literally.
literally.
by THATSHTIITPBTICJH May 31, 2019
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Everyone seems to know what to do with him-- except for Sega themselves. Or, at least, they think they do. The fans are very opinionated.
Everyone seems to know what to do with him-- except for Sega themselves. Or, at least, they think they do. The fans are very opinionated.
Our neighbor is whoring out his ex girlfriend and is either super possessive of her or gives her to the highest bidder -- sorta like what Sega did to Sonic the Hedgehog.
by Segawhy August 25, 2019
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by Sonik The Hedgehog October 6, 2019
Get the Sonic The hedgehog mug.sonic the dankist meme in the world he moves very fast and when he gets the 7 hitler emeralds he becomes hitler sonic the most powerful sonic form he then starts killing all the eggs in the world leaving jim carry as the last egg alive milo is the true hitler man who kissed beanos ass
by ash greninja 47 November 19, 2019
Get the sonic the hedgehog mug.There was a time sonic the hedgehog was an impressive game. Most people couldnt find better graphics in a video game. Nowadays, it seems like every video game console tries to outdo the next to the point that it's silly, people seem to need the false sense of satisfaction they get from a video game with 3D graphics and one that seems real, even though theres nothing realistic about video games in the first place, there never was.
Kid- Have you ever seen a blue hedgehog do this shit before?
Kid's friend- No, never. That's close to teleportation, I've only seen that on TV before today. What the fuck is this sonic the hedgehog shit?
Kid's friend- No, never. That's close to teleportation, I've only seen that on TV before today. What the fuck is this sonic the hedgehog shit?
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020
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