Smudged

To get jerked off by a ghost. Typically used when a new or haunted house isn't cleared of spirits (intentionally) so that someone spending the night has an opportunity to have a ghost masterbate them.

Before you burn the sage to clear out evil spirits, let's spend at least one night here to see if I can get smudged by a spooky ghost. They have super soft hands.

by Jennifer Suttonsworthington June 6, 2018

smugerfucker

A smug motherfucker

This smugerfucker right here.

by occupationother October 19, 2019

Smudged eyebrow

Something is up no one is making fun of my smudged eyebrow 🤬

Smudged eyebrow💀☠

by mennäperille December 10, 2019

Smugenfreude

The joy one feels when a grammar snob's correction is actually wrong.

- Some grammar comrade replied to me today saying " Its its' "

- you love to see it, smugenfreude is the best.

by SurJge December 4, 2020

smugada

cereal eating glizzy gobbling fool

bro you gobblin?, thats some smugada type ****

by hexaflex September 1, 2021

saugedes

A decadent forbidden snack of untold flavors,

preferably enjoyed over a campfire.

Ive spent my life in search of saugedes.

by Knowerofthingsandstuffaswell May 17, 2022

smugdumpster

A feckless jackass who takes for granted rights granted to him by other white male politicians and assumes that same extends to women. A trash man who always thinks he is right and expresses said opinion to others.

Fuck you smugdumpster! Not sure if you can hear a non-baritone voice, but allies listen and don’t gaslight.

by PissedOffGay July 16, 2022