by shannon daftell November 04, 2007
Get the sloan mug.Sloan’s are amazing!, they will be the best friend you’ve ever had. They will just change your vibe when you see them into something so goofy and happy. Sloan is so cute and will probably be the most funniest person you’ve ever met. She’s the most perfect girlfriend you will ever have so if you end up dating a Sloan, your one lucky man. Sloan is Loyal and respectful and has the most cutest smile you will ever see. She has a good body, and she’s active and Sloan’s usually are blonde haired. She’s absolutely beautiful and you won’t regret meeting her. She’s just amazing to be around, She can be really crazy tho, she’ll do stuff that none of your friends will. Feel special to be friends with a sloan, there aren’t many of them (:
by wonderman5732689 June 29, 2019
Get the Sloan mug.You didn't just get owned, you didn't just get slayed, you just got sloaned like a little nig as motha fucka.
by Sir John C June 30, 2006
Get the Sloaned mug.How to Spot a Sloane:
purposely messed up {normally blonde but can differ} hair,
pashmina around the neck,
dolly shoes {ballet pumps},
skinny jeans {not to be mistaken as the black ones emos wear},
mini skirts with ugg boots,
wish they lived in sloane square,
posh,
up their own arse,
shop in primark because they wish they were rich and pretend to but actually arn't,
talk about "daddy" alot,
wear huge ugly sunglasses on their messed up hair,
large leather {or fake leather} bags,
curled around man sloanes,
etc...
purposely messed up {normally blonde but can differ} hair,
pashmina around the neck,
dolly shoes {ballet pumps},
skinny jeans {not to be mistaken as the black ones emos wear},
mini skirts with ugg boots,
wish they lived in sloane square,
posh,
up their own arse,
shop in primark because they wish they were rich and pretend to but actually arn't,
talk about "daddy" alot,
wear huge ugly sunglasses on their messed up hair,
large leather {or fake leather} bags,
curled around man sloanes,
etc...
by *x*Hannah*x* April 02, 2007
Get the Sloane mug.1.one hot,sexy girl, ready for anything that comes her way.
2. normaly with a good looking young gentleman, who bones her every few nights, wether he wants to or not, just to make her happy
2. normaly with a good looking young gentleman, who bones her every few nights, wether he wants to or not, just to make her happy
by jakal licorice spitz July 18, 2008
Get the sloane mug.by sl.oan March 27, 2020
Get the sloan mug.Sloan is the highest level of being friendzoned and is a very large unit of friendzoniness.
A normal friendzone is around .1 sloans.
Etymology:
A Dad Isn't the one who created the child. A
Dad is the one who takes that responsibility. He
goes out of his way even when that kid isn't
his. Sloan, you are my best friend and such an
amazing dad to hosanna! The most amazing
thing is she chose you. I hope one day you can
find a woman who will treat you as well as you
treat her. Crazy to co parent with someone
who's not my partner or her father, but here you
are. Our rock that holds our family together
Go bestfriend that's my best friend!
A normal friendzone is around .1 sloans.
Etymology:
A Dad Isn't the one who created the child. A
Dad is the one who takes that responsibility. He
goes out of his way even when that kid isn't
his. Sloan, you are my best friend and such an
amazing dad to hosanna! The most amazing
thing is she chose you. I hope one day you can
find a woman who will treat you as well as you
treat her. Crazy to co parent with someone
who's not my partner or her father, but here you
are. Our rock that holds our family together
Go bestfriend that's my best friend!
Dude, you are a sloan now, she doesnt let you do her while you take care of her child from another guy.
by meme_lord? May 30, 2019
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