slaying dragons

Having sex with an ugly chick during a dry streak just to get your bird wet.

sometimes you gotta be slaying dragons before you can save any princesses.

by Moofrogio September 3, 2012

slaying dragons

Taking a girls virginity.

Jimbo: Slay any dragons this weekend bud?
Bud: Yeah, me and Claire got frisky in the back of my Labaron. Then we had sex. So yeah I was slaying dragons this weekend.

by Jake M2009 May 16, 2008

slaying dragons

To kill time doing nothing

Man, we just spent an hour slaying dragons

by Streamie January 13, 2008

Slaying the catholic dragon

To slay the catholic dragon is to seduce a devout catholic girl and have sex with her, her willingly choosing to do it. It is a skill that only masters of seduction have.

With hard work and patience, Alex has finally succeeded in slaying the catholic dragon. He truly is a master of seduction.

by Lone Knight May 4, 2011

Slay the Magic Dragon

"Slaying the Magic Dragon", term used when announcing that you are about to take a massive hot dump.

Boy 1: "Yeah I'm about to go shoot some J's. Wbu?"
Boy 2: "Just got back from Mi Rancho's, bout to go Slay the Magic Dragon!"

by ArmaniExchange January 17, 2014

slay a brown dragon

To take a shit, defecate, poo, empty your bowels.

Can be shortened to 'slay one'

Dude, I need to go slay a brown dragon, I'm about to explode.

Fuck man, I need to slay one.

by Skinzzz September 26, 2006

Slay the pink dragon

Having sex with a woman who hasn't had sex for a long time, usually by a male but not exclusively. Not related to losing one's virginity; related to satisfying a large appetite that has built up for sex in a previously sexually active woman. Not female masturbation.

Steve is such a player, he tried to get with me cause he knows I havent had it for a year. But I don't need him to slay the pink dragon...I'd have asked him before if that's what I wanted!

by White Bone January 9, 2011