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skype

to be skipped out on money that is rightfully yours
The merchant skyped me out of my change.
by Wxwxx July 26, 2007
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Skyping

1. (n) the act of having sex using Skype

This term allows today's youth to explain modern methods of long distance sex to clueless old people.
D: You might get lucky and she'll have phone sex with you.
C: We got webcams now old timer. I'll be Skyping with her later tonight.
by Locker420 January 23, 2011
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skype

the antichrist!
skype is another evil company like google. everybody uses it, everybody likes it, everybody gets observed. if you have skype on your computer, it's not your computer anymore but skypes computer. they can see what you write in your chats and they can hear what you say in your calls. they know where you live, the know who you are, they know your interests and if they wanted to fuck you up, they could do it easily.
BUT, skype is also a very handy programm and as long as you dont try shit like h4x1ng the pentagon nothing will happen to you.
normal guy: yesterday i downloaded skype and called my sister in europe for free. skype sure is handy.

slightly schizophrenic guy: oh god... another one lost
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skype

Derogatory term for a person with red hair.
A pseudo-racial slur.

Originally from the Latin: scipe, meaning to have red hair and be developmentally delayed. Springing from early skirmishes between the Gallic forces with red hair and the Romans who were unaccustomed to laying the beatdown on such poor troops.
"Hey you! Ya You! Ya dirty skype, get the hell offa ma porch!"

"Get your patchouli skype ass outta my store!"
by Trank Razzle April 26, 2004
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skypeing

To use Skype to video call one or more participants.
I was skypeing my best friend last night for hours.
by awesome_guy_who_is_great May 19, 2015
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skypes

Kids that hang out outside buildings and smoke cigarettes. They are not good people and are frequently seen outside apartments, shopping malls, department stores and restaurants. They become leeches and do not contribute to society in any way. If you see a skype look at them condescendingly as you walk into the host establishment. Don't worry about the repercussions due to the fact that their lit "lung dart" prevents them from retaliating.
Look at these skypes. They are dumb. (condescending look followed by ducking into the building)
by Bud T. Man November 8, 2007
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Skyping

(v). To Skype. The act of ejaculating (see ejaculate), usually in the fashion of ejaculating on to another person.
I was skyping all over this chick last night!!
I'm skyping you!
Skyping is awesome
by Skyper1000 November 9, 2012
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