Skeet slap 

Based on the term "skeet", which is defined as the act of ejaculating on a partner after sex. Skeet slapping is the act of slapping a sheet, piece of clothing, or other absorbent material down on the skin that has been skeeted upon. The semen then acts as an adhesive, holding the material to the skin and leaving even bolder evidence of one's conquest.

"Man, she said she wouldn't swallow, so I busted a nut on her forehead and skeet-slapped her with my sock."

Skeet slap by Danny Seven October 24, 2004

Skeet Shields 

Large lense sunglasses worn by females that are quite effective in blocking jizz or a stray load to the eyes.

Paris Hilton's skeet shields prevented her from getting skeet skeet in her eyes.

Skeet Shields by NoleRalph October 25, 2008

eye skeet 

When your snake gets too excited and shoots out a poor girls retina

Boy:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Girl: Oh fuck I think you blinded me
Boy: No, don't worry its just a little Eye Skeet.

eye skeet by NinjaKilla December 30, 2005

skeet crown 

To make a tiara out of love juice on your bitch's head

As in: Mimi recieved a skeet crown...twice.

skeet crown by stitch a bitch August 30, 2008

Skeet Skeet

jizz, ejaculate, spooge, cum, to blow one's load, get rid of the baby batter,or otherwise squirt seminal fluid from the penis.

Dude, I totally skeeted in her hair!

Skeet Skeet by SkeetMan John April 28, 2004

Skeet Beat

The act of ejaculating to the beat of a song.

The skeet beat at the end of the music video: Satisfaction by Benny Benassi

Skeet Beat by Harrison M. October 24, 2006

skeet nuggets 

Those 2 things hangin that produce Da SKEET!!

Man, after a good donkey punch, I like to tbag my girlfriend, and drop my skeet nuggets right on her forehead.

skeet nuggets by PiMPSKiLLET January 11, 2009