simple soup

A consolidation of utter basicness. Can refer to a gathering of basic bitches or boring-ass situations

If you are in an environment with more than one basic person, you might find yourself in a simple soup

by yousassinme February 26, 2015

simpleflips

A popular Super Mario 64 player who gets a lot of shoutouts and constantly gets stuck in gay baby jail.

Shoutouts to SimpleFlips.

Hey SimpleFlips, mom here again, my 13 year old son wants 5 dollars so he can "subscribe". I don't know what that is, but a quick Google search shows SimpleFlips subscribers are linked with an overdose of Toad faces. Can you explain this? - Sincerely, a concerned parent.

by Galaxtic September 29, 2017

Simper Fi

faithfully a simp. Based on Semper Fi (the motto of the US Marine Corps) which means "always faithful".

I just joined the Simp Nation by paying for Belle Delphine's OnlyFans. Simper Fi!

by XDaDePsak June 22, 2020

Simpette

female simp

Simpette: A female who overvalues a man who wouldn't do the same back. Mainly girls who fall for guys that will only hurt and cheat on them but continues to chase after them any chance they get.
Girl 1: "Is she really dating that guy again? He's cheated on her three times already!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, she always falls for his sappy excuses and refuses to ever leave him. She's such a female simp."

by SorrySally April 5, 2020

Simpcel

a simp and incel.

dominic is being a simpcel in the den.

by intheden September 12, 2018

Simple Dick

No relations, no connections, no feelings.

Simply dick.

Jane was really stressed, but doesn't want a man. So she got some simple dick.

Hey yo gurl, you want some of dat simple dick.

by stoned manatee May 29, 2014

simpiest

when someone reaches peak-simp, they become the simpiest within a group of individuals

Kay: hey did you hear about KC?
Sam: Yeah, I heard she's the simpiest in the whole school.

by thoughtty August 4, 2020