Shuster

To miraculously achieve one moment of greatness despite being a complete and total bum/loser.

I can't believe that squirrely loser actually won that one time; he's a real shuster.

by Ralph Cox 80 February 12, 2022

Shumpsterbate

Shumpsterbate; the combined act of shitting, pissing, and jerking off whilst taking a shower.

Jared: “dude I saw Chad shumpsterbate in the mens shower!”
Carl: “uuughh what the fuck?!”

by Shumper August 4, 2022